Off Topic The poster below me

[BatiGoal]

Ravioli is great. Love Italian. 

TPBM plays FMM at the hairdresser.

[Rob]

TPBM models their appearance on Donald Trump.

[Aaron Thornton]

I'll take that, the best fake tan job in politics and just a gorgeous specimen of a man

TPBM thinks FMM is overpriced

[FuddledFox]

Not for me when you compare £ versus hours played it costs very little.

TPBM agrees that this man is the PL most underrated manager.

[Aaron Thornton]

He definitely is, the mans a genius and Southampton will struggle to hold onto him in the next few years. German work rate with Austrian guile, the perfect mix

 

TPBM believes this man should win manager of the year

[RichD]

False, he will never beat Steve Bruce to that!

TPBM is Joe Biden and Donald Trumps love child.

[broodje kip]

Both are good friend to me and I know them very well. Children are their fetish

TPBM really have been to Turf Moor just to watch Burnley plays against West Brom

[Jsavfc]

No but I once went to watch Blackpool v Wolves while visiting the area, dullest 0-0 I have EVER seen in my life. 
 

TPBM thinks OGS will last the season at Manchester United....

[Aaron Thornton]

I 'hope' more than 'think' he will last the season, there's a fair bit more nostalgia and empathy with him being a former player, if he wasn't a former player he definitely would have been sacked by now, but I really hope he is given more time, I still have faith that we will come good in the next 2 years

 

TPBM thinks the Bamford goal should've stood

[RichD]

You would be correct by that, I think any part of the body that that you cannot score with should not be office! 
 

TPBM thinks Alan Shearer is the greatest striker in premier league history ☺️

[Aaron Thornton]

No i have to disagree, Kinsey Wolanski is the best... oh you said striker... my bad

TPBM had to Google 'Kinsey Wolanski' to understand... 

[RichD]

17 minutes ago, Aaron Thornton said:

No i have to disagree, Kinsey Wolanski is the best... oh you said striker... my bad

TPBM had to Google 'Kinsey Wolanski' to understand... 

I did have too and I thank you very much for making me do that, they should let her roam as she wants!

TPBM still believes that Santa exists.

[Rob]

Santa does exist. Coca-Cola assure me of this every year. ‘Holidays are coming, holidays are coming...’

TPBM can name 127 digits of Pi off by heart.

[broodje kip]

Π 

TPBM thinks he can get Haaland on loan while managing a Vanarama National League team

[RichD]

I am the most overly optimistic manger out there!

TPBM puts there milk in first when making tea like it should be 😉

[FuddledFox]

No because I actually like tea not milky hot water.

TPBM is hoping Benitez goes to Derby.

[Woody]

Yes i do. Love the bloke.(secretly wishing it was Toon though)

TPBM thinks it should be sugar, teabag, water.....then milk!

[RichD]

3 minutes ago, Woody said:

Yes i do. Love the bloke.(secretly wishing it was Toon though)

TPBM thinks it should be sugar, teabag, water.....then milk!

I blame my gran it was always milk in first for me, I know I’m in the minority with this🤣

TPBM doesn’t function in the morning without a cup of coffee.

[Ashez]

Nope, I never drink tea or coffee. Pepsi Max and nicotine is my "morning" kick start 😂. I do love a coffee cake though

TPBM doesn't drink any hot drinks. 

[Jens]

True. Because I'm way hotter than any beverage I could possible take unto me. So every drink feels cold, like Ashez' love for fmm these days.

Tpbm still believes the coca cola Santa clause is the original.

[broodje kip]

It really is. Actually I don’t believe in Santa but because of it’s Coca Cola I’ll take it

TPBM thinks @RichD’s milk first aren’t a big deal and he doesn’t deserve to go to jail for that

Edited Thursday at 23:00 by broodje kip

[RichD]

7 minutes ago, broodje kip said:

It really is. Actually I don’t believe in Santa but because of it’s Coca Cola I’ll take it

TPBM thinks @RichD’s milk first aren’t a big deal and he doesn’t deserve to go to jail for that

Thanks mate, I hope I don’t go to jail, don’t feel like I’m mentally ready for that!

TPBM used to love the film There's Only One Jimmy Grimble and is now reminiscing about it.

[FuddledFox]

Never heard of it.

TPBM can tell me what brand of tea bags @RichD drinks so I can decide on his punishment.

[Jens]

No. First of all, you don't drink tea from bags, you use herbs with dispensers. Secondly, you don't use milk, that's raping your tea from the get-go. 

TPBM knows what I'm talking about and will now make (and share) a video explaining how to brew a perfect and correct cup of tea.