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Career A word from the president of the world

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By Jens,
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1 minute ago, Jeroenvk94 said:

I really love the way this is going.

Curious to see how Trump will make Bayern Munich great again!

Probably bring in a few Mexicans to build a wall around the stadium so the away teams can't get in hence a lot of forfeit games and hey presto Bayern have a perfect home record

Or he might use the same trick he used to win the Presidency in the first place

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Donald Trump has bought the U.S.A national team for a world record fee of five dollars. Mr Trump has always said that after constructing the Mexico border wall, that this was his main ambition as president of the United States.

Russian president Vladimir Putin and prime minister Dmitry Medvedev were the first to give reaction to the news:

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Over we go to the AT&T stadium immediately where Mr Trump is holding a press conference.

"Mr Trump, what is happening to Bruce Arena?"

" How will your experience as Bayern manager he..."

"Stop asking questions!" belted the president as he started on an extraordinary speech which no doubt concerned all U.S soccer fans across the nation.

"We're here at the AT&T stadium, home of the Dallas Cowboys where we will be conducting several intensive training sessions before the start of the Vince Lombardi Gold Cup trophy in a couple of weeks.

Arena has been fired due to pathetic management over the last year. As part of my plan to make Mike Pence great again, he will be my assistant head coach which is a straightforward move after we both proved that crooked Hillary and the Russian head coach Putin wrong after our championship and Superbowl double with Bayern soccer clüb last season."

"I shall answer any questions any of you may have now..."

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Lmao tads rude of u mr president! Let the reporters do their job! Mr president, you rly think you can do such a good job in management? What are your chances of winning the Gold Cup?

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Mr Dump, I Erm mean Trump, sorry I'm pretty nervous. You see this is my first gig as a journalist as I was told I had to work my way to the top by starting at the bottom, and you can't get much lower than this dive. Anyway my main point of questioning is on this wall around Mexico you have just finished, it's rather funny how the second that's completed you decided to enter the business of North American Soccer? What's the matter, scared of some competition from a real footballing nation?

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Hi, over here..to your left.. uhh your other left, Sir. Hi.. One of your controversial quotes reads: "If Hilary Clinton can't satisfy her husband, what makes her think she can satisfy America?" My question to you, Sir.. How does it make you feel when I say that all Bayern Munich loyals consider you as their very own Hilary Clinton? Thank you.

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On 2017-7-8 at 15:16, salohcin said:

Lmao tads rude of u mr president! Let the reporters do their job! Mr president, you rly think you can do such a good job in management? What are your chances of winning the Gold Cup?

"We are putting all of our collective efforts in becoming the great nation we already are. Wait, I mean... Let me get this straight, you see... Let me start again. From the moment we walk onto that pitch, that is to say, very strong, great, pacifistic, and all that. You see?"

On 2017-7-8 at 15:20, mcandrew003 said:

Mr President, how did Bruce Arena react when you kicked him out? 

Excellent update lads ;)

"I would appreciate it if you didn't refer to your president as 'lads', I am only one man and schizophrenia is a stranger to Trump. As to the reaction of Bruce, we discussed it at length and we came to the joint conclusion that people named Bruce should return to their native land of Australia. That's in Europe, right next to Germany. He was a great sport about it, old sport."

On 2017-7-8 at 15:46, Harish said:

Mr.President,do you have your head screwed up in the right way??:P

"No. That makes me smart."

On 2017-7-8 at 20:09, Ashez said:

Mr Dump, I Erm mean Trump, sorry I'm pretty nervous. You see this is my first gig as a journalist as I was told I had to work my way to the top by starting at the bottom, and you can't get much lower than this dive. Anyway my main point of questioning is on this wall around Mexico you have just finished, it's rather funny how the second that's completed you decided to enter the business of North American Soccer? What's the matter, scared of some competition from a real footballing nation?

"Well, it's funny you should mention that. I just got of the phone with my many, many diplomats, who all work for me. And they told me, and this is classified, very important information, but they told me that Mexico, the country, have agreed to our deal. You will soon hear more about that deal, but it's coming and it will be super important. A big deal. You'll see."

6 hours ago, BatiGoal said:

Hi, over here..to your left.. uhh your other left, Sir. Hi.. One of your controversial quotes reads: "If Hilary Clinton can't satisfy her husband, what makes her think she can satisfy America?" My question to you, Sir.. How does it make you feel when I say that all Bayern Munich loyals consider you as their very own Hilary Clinton? Thank you.

"Well, I was once one of her party guests, you see, they, being crooked Hillary and her husband Bill Lewinsky, they had me over. It was a great party, lots to drink, and we had a lot of fun back then. But that doesn't change that Hillary is crooked as the nose of Lord Voldemort, which means that I am by far the most qualified man to build casinos."

"Thank you, that will be all. No more questions."

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The Vince Lombardi Gold Cup thingy

After utterly dominating the NFL with Bayern I felt it was time to spread my, sorry our (Pence isn't as useless as he seems) influence onto the national team. Whilst it will take time, however, to make him great again, I decided it would be me on the sidelines for this tournament. Straight into it then and we destroyed every bastard in our 'group' which is more like what I'm used to. I can only assume that my bribe towards the tournament organisers to give us a bunch of jokers in our group worked... Wait am I talking out loud here?

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I'm not sure what happened next but we had planned to face Mexico, so it was a surprise to me when we came up against Costa Del Rica. We decided to give them a bit of hope by kicking most of our opportunities into touch; but I quite simply couldn't be arsed with overtime so I instructed big John to score a drop goal towards the end.

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I then had an extremely strange dream that we came up against one of the bunch of jokers in our group in the next round. Like I said, it was one of those types of dreams, a strange dream, but certainly an enjoyable and productive one, if you know what I mean.

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And lastly, the final. There was quite a lot riding on this game. Sorry what? A trophy? Who gives a flying fuck about a trophy? No, no. We managed to strike a deal with the Mexicans. When we come out victorious, all Mexicans would have to leave our country. If they won, I would personally have to (in their words) "end my plans to build the wall, and eat fajitas in Mexico City whilst wearing a sombrero". Of course, we demolished them, in every area. Tackling, passing, pressing, shooting, kicking we were all superior in, we played them 'off the park' to use a popular phrase. We were the better team in all areas..

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Apart from touchdowns.

You don't really want to see what happened next.

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Hehe great stuff and delighted with the Mexico win.. or loss whichever way you look at it. For some reason I'd like to see more lost finals and disappointments in this career :)

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