Career A Hard(y) days night - A dogged 1k! (Final update)

[Woody]

Hey Vibers.

I've been banging my head around a OME 1k for a while but wanted to do something less pressured sooooo....

In honor of our esteemed @samhardyi present to you...

 

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Yes he looks bloody awful!

And because i cant possibly see him doing anything at a big club(but i could be wrong) i have signed him up at those mighty Irish...Derry City.

Before I show you how he has been getting on(5 seasons in by the way) i did'nt plan on posting this as i have another 1k in mind but it has been really fun and it may cheer up Sam from his Sunderland disappointments.

So as this 1st post will just get you up to speed on how things have been goin.

After 5 seasons this is how our resident Viber looks.

 

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😂 he hasn't improved much has he!

So to get you up to speed on how we have been doing here is our past league finishes..

 

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It's safe to say we have been doing pretty well upto now.

Here is my profile..

 

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These numbers don't really bother me that much during a 1k career as it's all about our main man and his goalscoring exploits.

I will point out though the nasty amount of losses were ammast during our European ventures, we lost...alot!!

As the seasons roll on i'm confident we can atleast get out of the Champions League group stage 😕

At this point in the opening post i'm hoping your are wanting to know how well Mr Hardy is coping with his not so modest skill set.

As it turns out....

 

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He's been getting more prolific year on year. 

256 goals by 21 with those stats is pretty good i think.

744 to go then....and hopefully more!

I may try and give this a more fitting seasonal update, i'm not sure yet but it has been a fun distraction.

This is Woody, signing off........

 

 

Edited October 11, 2018 by Woody

[samhardy]

You're doing well, I'd take over a goal a game any day of the week with those attributes regardless of what league he's playing in. 256 goals and he's only 21? Can't complain about that

One thing I took offence to:

24 minutes ago, Woody said:

In honor of our esteemed Panda @samhardyi present to you...

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@PriZe is the panda not me 😂

[Woody]

7 minutes ago, samhardy said:

You're doing well, I'd take over a goal a game any day of the week with those attributes regardless of what league he's playing in. 256 goals and he's only 21? Can't complain about that

One thing I took offence to:

@PriZe is the panda not me 😂

Oh yeah...doh! I'm on it got confused i was rushing this out 😂

[Woody]

Appreciate the kind words though dude....

Pls accept my apologies in calling you a panda...i"m so ashamed 😳

[BatiGoal]

😂 love it. 

Going for a 1KC with such a disaster of a player - Ahh I see what resemblance you saw with our esteemed member Sam now - always gets my attention 😉 goodluck! 

Edited May 30, 2018 by BatiGoal

[Woody]

2 hours ago, BatiGoal said:

😂 love it. 

Going for a 1KC with such a disaster of a player - Ahh I see what resemblance you saw with our esteemed member Sam now - always gets my attention 😉 goodluck! 

😂 cheers dude....the resemblance is uncanny.

[Titjes]

looks to be going great mate  Good luck in future seasons  

[Woody]

17 minutes ago, Titjes said:

looks to be going great mate  Good luck in future seasons  

Cheers bud....its the potential injury time that would scupper this, when he gets injured its usually a bad one like a month or so but luckily we have only had a few so far.

[Titjes]

3 minutes ago, Woody said:

Cheers bud....its the potential injury time that would scupper this, when he gets injured its usually a bad one like a month or so but luckily we have only had a few so far.

Imagine him getting a broken spine 12 month injury, 2 years in a row 

[FuddledFox]

This is great! 

Looks like you have made a really good start and Sam is on his way to a 1k.

[Woody]

1 hour ago, Titjes said:

Imagine him getting a broken spine 12 month injury, 2 years in a row 

Dunna jinx it 😂

1 hour ago, Foxy said:

This is great! 

Looks like you have made a really good start and Sam is on his way to a 1k.

He certainly has mate...his numbers do fluctuate a fair bit. 😕

[samhardy]

14 hours ago, Titjes said:

Imagine him getting a broken spine 12 month injury, 2 years in a row 

Now now

[Woody]

7 hours ago, samhardy said:

Now now

😂

[Woody]

SEASON 6 UPDATE

Welcome all to this latest installment of Sam's career.

Heading into season 6 i wanted to try and progress a little in the Champions Cup in order to up the calibre of players i could attract(with the modest amount of cash i have).

As the Irish season runs through a calender year we are still in the group stages as the season came to an end.

Home wins over Porto & Man City have given us a chance of progressing from the group stage for the 1st time.

The league season has continued as well as previously...

PRESIDENTS CUP.

LEAGUE CUP.

SENIOR CHALLENGE CUP.

FINAL LEAGUE TABLE.

So i think we should get onto how our lovable Viber has got on.

An extremely disappointing season as Sam struggled with fitness throughout the season. He hardly ever finished a game as far as i can remember so i have adjusted his trainining in the hope that will improve somewhat.

Here he is as of the end of S6.

I need to get those physicals up quickly.

So after 6 season he has ammast 283 goals which leaves him with another 717 to go.

Thanks for catching up.

Woody signing off......

Edited June 6, 2018 by Woody

[Woody]

UPDATE:

Hey everyone,

It's been awhile since i updated you all on Sam's career. I was hoping to update while i was away but the hotel wifi was pants so i just smashed through a couple of seasons instead and now i have chance to get you all upto speed.

So...after the disappointment of s6 i was hoping Sam would crack on abit and start scoring more. As i have said fitness is a major issue and that has carried on really.

I have not been able to get his stamina up but it hasn't hindered his goals scoring...but how much has he scored? I will come to that later.

I didn't do any seasonal snapshots but i have a current career update as of the end of the end of season 8.

Here is our league finishes up to s7.

Season 8 table.

League form has been really good but i would like some more unbeaten seasons. 😆

My career profile.

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Those trophies are stacking up nicely and 8 league wins on the bounce...lovely!

Right....i think its time i let you know how Sam has been doing this past 2 seasons.

 

The man himself.

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As you can see his numbers are still abit conference but clearly good enough for Ireland's top league.

 

His stats incl the s7 + s8 goals.

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Yay....he finally hit 70!! Really pleased after a 2 season lull and i'm hoping we can crack on and reach 80 in s9.

Disappointed he didn' get his 400th career goal but that will come.

So thats 399 goals in 383 isnt too bad which leaves Sam with another 601 to go.

Thanks for keeping up with this and i know its abit rushed and not too entertaining but i will be back on seasonal updates from now on.

Woody signing off.....

 

 

Edited June 28, 2018 by Woody

[nujawuja]

Hi Mate,

Great work !

Could you post yr tactic + instructions used ?

Tks in advance !

Cheers

 

 

[Nucleus]

Yeah Sam’s not known for his stamina 😂

Great work with that heap of shit @Woody 👍🏻

[Rob]

70 goals!! Blimey.

[Woody]

1 hour ago, Nucleus said:

Yeah Sam’s not known for his stamina 😂

Great work with that heap of shit @Woody 👍🏻

Cheers dude 😂😂

1 hour ago, Rob2017 said:

70 goals!! Blimey.

It probably wont happen again though. 😆

 

1 hour ago, nujawuja said:

Hi Mate,

Great work !

Could you post yr tactic + instructions used ?

Tks in advance !

Cheers

 

 

I will once i've completed the career mate.

[Ashez]

Very impressive mate!

[Woody]

15 minutes ago, Ashez said:

Very impressive mate!

Cheers mate....hopefully i can get him in to the 80's.

[danovic78]

Great effort considering his stats aren't best but good enough pace, shooting and movement.

Never played the Irish league, might give it a bash if I can find a good challenge for it.

[Woody]

1 hour ago, danovic78 said:

Great effort considering his stats aren't best but good enough pace, shooting and movement.

Never played the Irish league, might give it a bash if I can find a good challenge for it.

Thanks bud.

Give it a go....unless you can generate lots of cash its tough to bring in bigger names so alot of bargain hunting is done.

I did manage to get Tammy Abraham on a free on £25k a wk....by far my best player but is Sam's back up 😆

[salohcin]

Can nvr make it through such a painful journey... just look at those "sick" stats! I would have given up on day 2! Rly enjoying this!

[lilgwanz]

Christ the stats alone make me weak.How do you keep playing with such stats and the feeling he may miss lots of goals cause of he's awful stats?? 

[smoggy90]

71 goals is amazing, hope you get him over 80!

[FuddledFox]

Looks like you have really judged his level perfectly for this 1k attempt kiu mate.

[Woody]

23 hours ago, salohcin said:

Can nvr make it through such a painful journey... just look at those "sick" stats! I would have given up on day 2! Rly enjoying this!

He looks shocking but his goals are flowing at a reasonable rate 😆

3 hours ago, smoggy90 said:

71 goals is amazing, hope you get him over 80!

I hope so dude...thanks.

38 minutes ago, Foxy said:

Looks like you have really judged his level perfectly for this 1k attempt kiu mate.

Ireland is defo his level....i'm struggling to convince the board to upgrade the facilities which i think might hinder what ever increase he could have.

Maybe buy him for R.Madrid and see how he developes there 😂

[Woody]

16 hours ago, lilgwanz said:

Christ the stats alone make me weak.How do you keep playing with such stats and the feeling he may miss lots of goals cause of he's awful stats?? 

He does finish most game with about 40% condition....but i have seen him score with less than that left! Not too often though maybe 2 or 3 times.

Sometimes during the season his stamina can go up to to around 9 or 10 but as the season progresses its dips again. 😕

[Woody]

UPDATE: SEASON 9.

Hello everyone and welcome to the latest installment of this dogged 1kc.

I realised i havn't been showing my transfers.

IN:

OUT:

Our European adventures havn't really yielded anything for me to post but as our team has improved over the years we have slowly but surely began to have a more lets say progressive go at a European campaign.

EUROPA LEAGUE RUN 2025..

1st knockout round.
 

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2nd knockout round.

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Quarter Final stage.

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Semi Final Stage.

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EUROPA LEAGUE FINAL.

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So after the excitement of European football lets get into how we did in the league.

An unbeaten season....and loads of goals.

Before i get into how Sam has done, i want to higlight how my back ip has done this season.

Wow....

So at this point i guess your wondering if Sam has had a bad year. Well......

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Hugely disappointed he didn't reach 80 goals as he struggled with fitness alot more this season and Tammy had to take over to devestating effect.

So we plod on and Sam has now taken his overall total to 458 goals and he's 25 now. Let's hope he can get that remaining 542.

 

Woody signing off....