Career Ashez Plays The Squad Number Goal Challenge

[Nucleus]

2 minutes ago, Ashez said:

He may be a Manc but I've always loved Tevez, just a tremendous player. 

Despite him going to City, I thoroughly enjoyed his time with us at Utd. His partnership with Rooney and Ronny was just amazing. 

Great going so far with this, nearly halfway now 😛

[Ashez]

2 hours ago, Nucleus said:

Despite him going to City, I thoroughly enjoyed his time with us at Utd. His partnership with Rooney and Ronny was just amazing. 

Great going so far with this, nearly halfway now 😛

He was just an awesome striker, grafted hard yet could finish! Imagine a front two of a prime Suarez and Tevez :o. 

We're getting there slowly that's for sure!

New Clue

I've one Champions League medal in my collection 

[Nucleus]

13 minutes ago, Ashez said:

He was just an awesome striker, grafted hard yet could finish! Imagine a front two of a prime Suarez and Tevez :o. 

We're getting there slowly that's for sure!

New Clue

I've one Champions League medal in my collection 

Both of them with a nasty set of teeth too 😛

Borja Mayoral?

[Ashez]

2 hours ago, Nucleus said:

Both of them with a nasty set of teeth too 😛

Borja Mayoral?

Man you're good! Massive shout that!

Btw tomorrow's update will be brutal.........

[Nucleus]

3 minutes ago, Ashez said:

Btw tomorrow's update will be brutal.........

3 minutes ago, Ashez said:

Man you're good!

I’m twice runner up in the googling world champs I’ll have you know!

[Paul186]

great update and a very quick goal, can't wait for the brutal update.

[Ashez]

14 hours ago, Nucleus said:

I’m twice runner up in the googling world champs I’ll have you know!

In due time

And it shows 😛

12 hours ago, Paul186 said:

great update and a very quick goal, can't wait for the brutal update.

Everyone here's just waiting for it to go tits up then 😂😂

[Ashez]

Ashez Plays The Squad Number Goal Challenge

Season Two
Update Thirty-eight

I hope you brought snacks as you'll be here a while....Compared to usual anyway. 

Squad Number 46
Borja Mayoral

We've seen a few better but a lot worse on this journey so far. 

Match Seventy-six
Attempt One

A tough game but a very pleasing result

Match Seventy-seven
Attempt Two

How'd we only score once!!

Match Seventy-eight
Attempt Three

The midfield are doing what the striker can't!

Match Seventy-nine
Attempt Four

Just give me a penalty already!!

Match Eighty
Attempt Five

An old friend costs us the points! Burnley have seriously been my bogey team in recent months! 

Match Eighty-one
Attempt Six 

At Mansfield'in last! When he missed that pen I actually screamed! I was furious but he's finally crossed the line! 

Current Progress
1-40

Spoiler

1. Daniel Sturridge
2. Divock Origi
3. Dominic Solanke
4. Djibril Cisse
5. Milan Baros
6. Peter Crouch
7. Anthony Le Tallec
8. Florent Sinama Pongolle
9. Roque Santa Cruz
10. Steven Fletcher
11. Aritz Aduriz
12. David N'gog
13. Shinji Okazaki
14. Samed Yesil
15. Lenell John-Lewis
16. Lautaro Martinez
17. Eder
18. Aaron Leya Iseka
19. Sam Gallagher
20. Jonathon Walters
21. Nelson Oliveira
22. Vagner Love
23. Dawid Kownacki
24. Andre Hahn
25. Emmanuel Rivière
26. Nicklas Bendtner
27. Gabriel Barbosa
28. Roberto Soldado
29. Philipp Hofmann
30. Luiz Adriano
31. Seydou Doumbia
32. Papiss Cisse
33. Famara Diedhiou
34. Benjamin Jeannot
35. Andreas Weimann
36. Moussa Marega - Season 1-2 Split
37. Troy Deeney
38. Jerome Sinclair
39. Fred
40. Jonathas

 

41. Jonas
42. Leandro Damiao
43. Lucas Pratto
44. Gary Hooper
45. Carlos Tevez
46. Borja Mayoral

I'll let you into a secret, this is how my testing looked with most strikers taking a while to get going, thankfully we avoided that for most of this save but the next update is even worse!!

Who Am I?

I won the Golden Player award at an UEFA youth tournament. (age group deliberately not revealed)

As always thank you for viewing and any comments will be appreciated! 

[FuddledFox]

How could it take him so long as he looks real decent even with a lack of pace. I blame his high teamwork!

[Nucleus]

8 minutes ago, Foxy said:

How could it take him so long as he looks real decent even with a lack of pace. I blame his high teamwork!

I’m finiding morale to be hugely important in keeping goalscoring form this year. That may have something to do with it. Looking at the screenshot he has poor morale so I’m definitely right 😛

Grest update all the same 😁

[FuddledFox]

3 minutes ago, Nucleus said:

poor morale

Maybe he wasn’t happy when Ashez told him that he would out the door once he had scored which gave him poor morale and meant he didn’t want to score.

[Ian]

Are you Jean-Kévin Augustin?

[Ashez]

2 hours ago, Foxy said:

How could it take him so long as he looks real decent even with a lack of pace. I blame his high teamwork!

It was very frustrating to play!

2 hours ago, Nucleus said:

I’m finiding morale to be hugely important in keeping goalscoring form this year. That may have something to do with it. Looking at the screenshot he has poor morale so I’m definitely right 😛

Grest update all the same 😁

Maybe but once he'd scores he had high morale 

I assume he started unhappy at Madrid and it took me a while to turn it around. 

2 hours ago, Foxy said:

Maybe he wasn’t happy when Ashez told him that he would out the door once he had scored which gave him poor morale and meant he didn’t want to score.

He just wanted to hang around lol

2 hours ago, 1759 said:

Are you Jean-Kévin Augustin?

No

New Clue

I'm a current Premier League striker. 

[Paul186]

Alesandar Mitrovic is my guess, and unlucky with Mayoral

[Nucleus]

Connor Wickham. Now where’s my stinking medal?! 

[Ian]

Sounds like next part is going to be brutal. Looking forward to it. 

[Ashez]

3 hours ago, Paul186 said:

Alesandar Mitrovic is my guess, and unlucky with Mayoral

Nope but nice shout

1 hour ago, Nucleus said:

Connor Wickham. Now where’s my stinking medal?! 

Ahh!! You're just too good! Your search history must be bizarre lol

1 hour ago, 1759 said:

Sounds like next part is going to be brutal. Looking forward to it. 

As always you'll see it tomorrow

[Nucleus]

4 minutes ago, Ashez said:

Ahh!! You're just too good! Your search history must be bizarre lol

You know what, I searched for all the uefa competitions (all came in the same wiki page) then I tried u-17’s first as I thought I’d start from the bottom and the first tournament I tried was the one where he won the golden boy award 😂 2012 I think it was. Complete fluke that I got it first time 😛

[Ian]

4 minutes ago, Nucleus said:

You know what, I searched for all the uefa competitions (all came in the same wiki page) then I tried u-17’s first as I thought I’d start from the bottom and the first tournament I tried was the one where he won the golden boy award 😂 2012 I think it was. Complete fluke that I got it first time 😛

Similar research technique to me but I was a little busy today when this dropped. I hope I’m ready next time haha

[Ashez]

1 hour ago, Nucleus said:

You know what, I searched for all the uefa competitions (all came in the same wiki page) then I tried u-17’s first as I thought I’d start from the bottom and the first tournament I tried was the one where he won the golden boy award 😂 2012 I think it was. Complete fluke that I got it first time 😛

That's not too bad then, but you've done good so far!

1 hour ago, 1759 said:

Similar research technique to me but I was a little busy today when this dropped. I hope I’m ready next time haha

I'm happy it's keeping you busy at least 😛

[Ashez]

Ashez Plays The Squad Number Goal Challenge

Season Two
Update Thirty-nine

20 questions is up next!

Squad Number 47
Connor Wickham

A pretty handy option for sure!

Access Denied!

The day after he's needed! I'll admit we've been lucky in regards to injuries but this sucks, especially after the last update!

So We Wait

The Long Wait

Spoiler

 

Match Eighty-two
Attempt Zero

Mane loves a knock on this save!

Match Eighty-three
Attempt Zero

The injuries just keep coming!

Match Eighty-four
Attempt Zero

And We Wait

Match Eighty-five
Attempt Zero

Match Eighty-six
Attempt Zero

Pretty interesting!

At Last

At least he's improved!

 

Match Eighty-seven
Attempt One

Match Eighty-eight
Attempt Two

This is starting to drag!

Match Eighty-nine
Attempt Three

Match Ninety
Attempt Four

This is some run though!

Half Season Review 

Performances

Spoiler

Fixtures

Spoiler

Champions League Group

Spoiler

League Table

The formation and squad really kicked into top gear this season. 

Match Ninety-one
Attempt Five

Wickham just has enough time to cross the line!

Current Progress
1-40

Spoiler

1. Daniel Sturridge
2. Divock Origi
3. Dominic Solanke
4. Djibril Cisse
5. Milan Baros
6. Peter Crouch
7. Anthony Le Tallec
8. Florent Sinama Pongolle
9. Roque Santa Cruz
10. Steven Fletcher
11. Aritz Aduriz
12. David N'gog
13. Shinji Okazaki
14. Samed Yesil
15. Lenell John-Lewis
16. Lautaro Martinez
17. Eder
18. Aaron Leya Iseka
19. Sam Gallagher
20. Jonathon Walters
21. Nelson Oliveira
22. Vagner Love
23. Dawid Kownacki
24. Andre Hahn
25. Emmanuel Rivière
26. Nicklas Bendtner
27. Gabriel Barbosa
28. Roberto Soldado
29. Philipp Hofmann
30. Luiz Adriano
31. Seydou Doumbia
32. Papiss Cisse
33. Famara Diedhiou
34. Benjamin Jeannot
35. Andreas Weimann
36. Moussa Marega - Season 1-2 Split
37. Troy Deeney - 
38. Jerome Sinclair
39. Fred
40. Jonathas

 

41. Jonas
42. Leandro Damiao
43. Lucas Pratto
44. Gary Hooper
45. Carlos Tevez
46. Borja Mayoral
47. Connor Wickham

These were two rough updates!

Who Am I?

My career has been spent in the lower leagues of England but I do have 3 international caps.

As always thank you for viewing and any comments will be appreciated! 

[Nucleus]

Injuries near enough every game! 😳

That was tough reading 😂

 

[Ian]

It was a brutal update! Can only get better from there.

Not sure what player you are yet

[Ashez]

2 hours ago, Nucleus said:

Injuries near enough every game! 😳

That was tough reading 😂

 

It was ridiculous!! Thankfully I kept a big squad after learning the hard way last season. 

1 hour ago, 1759 said:

It was a brutal update! Can only get better from there.

Not sure what player you are yet

We can hope! 

New Clue

I was born in Shrewsbury, Shropshire. 

[Nucleus]

Big Tommy Bradshaw! 

[Ashez]

2 hours ago, Nucleus said:

Big Tommy Bradshaw! 

Err 😛

Na I knew that was an easy give away but I wanted it out the way tonight lol. Still I'll be nice and say well done 😛

[Ashez]

Ashez Plays The Squad Number Goal Challenge

Season Two
Update Forty

Get those typing fingers ready as it's 20 questions time lads!

Squad Number 48
Tom Bradshaw

Let's see what the home town boy can do!

Match Ninety-two
Attempt One

Making up for lost time with the double!

Squad Number 49
Andy Carroll

Another former Liverpool striker and 1kc completionist makes an appearance! 

I got so lucky with this transfer as Carroll is one I wanted to use but his cost and injury record made me hesitate, however I saw he was transfer listed so I sneakily put in a loan bid with a buy later matching his purchase price and to my surprise they accepted! I'd tried it once or twice before and it didn't work but this time I was able to have a risk free attempt with big Andy and it paid off :D. 

Current Progress
1-40

Spoiler

1. Daniel Sturridge
2. Divock Origi
3. Dominic Solanke
4. Djibril Cisse
5. Milan Baros
6. Peter Crouch
7. Anthony Le Tallec
8. Florent Sinama Pongolle
9. Roque Santa Cruz
10. Steven Fletcher
11. Aritz Aduriz
12. David N'gog
13. Shinji Okazaki
14. Samed Yesil
15. Lenell John-Lewis
16. Lautaro Martinez
17. Eder
18. Aaron Leya Iseka
19. Sam Gallagher
20. Jonathon Walters
21. Nelson Oliveira
22. Vagner Love
23. Dawid Kownacki
24. Andre Hahn
25. Emmanuel Rivière
26. Nicklas Bendtner
27. Gabriel Barbosa
28. Roberto Soldado
29. Philipp Hofmann
30. Luiz Adriano
31. Seydou Doumbia
32. Papiss Cisse
33. Famara Diedhiou
34. Benjamin Jeannot
35. Andreas Weimann
36. Moussa Marega - Season 1-2 Split
37. Troy Deeney - 
38. Jerome Sinclair
39. Fred
40. Jonathas

 

41. Jonas
42. Leandro Damiao
43. Lucas Pratto
44. Gary Hooper
45. Carlos Tevez
46. Borja Mayoral
47. Connor Wickham
48. Tom Bradshaw
49. Andy Carroll

We're basically at the half way point! And obviously once number 50 is polished off we're passed it! Incredible stuff 😛

Who Am I?

20 Questions!! 

As always thank you for viewing and any comments will be appreciated! 

[Titjes]

Am I English?

 

Fantastic stuff mate. 1 more and you are over half way there  

Edited January 7, 2019 by Titjes

[Ian]

Much more pleasant reading that haha!

Are you under 26 years of age?

[Ashez]

1 hour ago, Titjes said:

Am I English?

 

Fantastic stuff mate. 1 more and you are over half way there  

No

1/20

52 minutes ago, 1759 said:

Much more pleasant reading that haha!

Are you under 26 years of age?

No

2/20