Career Ashez Plays The Squad Number Goal Challenge

[S4NCH0]

2 hours ago, Ashez said:

League One, the third division

The clause “the third division” is relative to League One or is it a division of its own?

[S4NCH0]

My two guesses are Ricky Lambert and Forte.

[Ashez]

1 hour ago, S4NCH0 said:

The clause “the third division” is relative to League One or is it a division of its own?

It's the one that was called the third division as it's there that he was the runner up 😛

1 hour ago, S4NCH0 said:

My two guesses are Ricky Lambert and Forte.

Two nice guesses but both wrong unfortunately

[Nucleus]

Which tictac you use for number shirt challenge???? Plz hlp!!!

I have no idea who the next player is 😛 I’ve missed a few updates! Apologies 🙁

[Ashez]

52 minutes ago, Nucleus said:

Which tictac you use for number shirt challenge???? Plz hlp!!!

I have no idea who the next player is 😛 I’ve missed a few updates! Apologies 🙁

Both of those combined is just cruel 😛

New Clue

I was born in 1983 in Merseyside

[Nucleus]

Walters 😛

[S4NCH0]

I thought Rooney but he never played League One so absolutely no idea.

Edited December 4, 2018 by S4NCH0

[Nucleus]

1 minute ago, S4NCH0 said:

I thought Rooney but he never played League One so absolutely no idea.

Born in 85 too. I think I’m right with Walters, despite playing for Ireland he was born in Merseyside in 83, lost the FA cup final with Stoke iirc? Played for a few lower league sides so could have been a league one runner up, and lost the youth cup whilst playing for Blackburn against Arsenal according to google 😛

[Ashez]

1 hour ago, Nucleus said:

Walters 😛

Ding Ding

For such an established player I struggled for decent clues then! He might have Liverpool but I've always liked Walters. 

[Ashez]

Ashez Plays The Squad Number Goal Challenge

Season One
Update Fifteen

It's time for a special update as today's episode will include a half season review as we pass January 1st. 

Squad Number 120
Jonathon Walters

I've always admired Walters as he just seems a likeable bloke, sure he's not the best player going but he's a grafter which is something I always appreciate. 

Match Twenty-seven
Attempt One

Chelsea break Liverpool's resistances to steal a point. 

Match Twenty-eight
Attempt Two

All beak and no teeth

Match Twenty-nine
Attempt Three

Mid Season Crisis!

Spoiler

 

Oh FFS!

The Backup

The Panic Buy

 

Mid Season Review

Spoiler

 

Table

Not that bad considering

Previous Fixtures

Just too many draws!

Future Fixtures

 

Back To Walters

Match Thirty
Attempt Four

Becker saves that 100% 😛

Match Thirty-one
Attempt Five

Finally!!!!! Only just but he's done at last!

Current Progress
1. Daniel Sturridge
2. Divock Origi
3. Dominic Solanke
4. Djibril Cisse
5. Milan Baros
6. Peter Crouch
7. Anthony Le Tallec
8. Florent Sinama Pongolle
9. Roque Santa Cruz
10. Steven Fletcher
11. Aritz Aduriz
12. David N'gog
13. Shinji Okazaki
14. Samed Yesil
15. Lenell John-Lewis
16. Lautaro Martinez
17. Eder
18. Aaron Leya Iseka
19. Sam Gallagher
20. Jonathon Walters

Who Am I?

I've played in France, Spain, England and Portugal during my career so far. 

As always thank you for viewing and any comments will be appreciated! 

[FuddledFox]

Do you think the draws can wholly be put down to some of the sub-standard strikers you have had to use in this challenge?

[Ashez]

25 minutes ago, Foxy said:

Do you think the draws can wholly be put down to some of the sub-standard strikers you have had to use in this challenge?

Lazy answer would be yes while a not so lazy answer would be no 😛

It's the same tactic I used in S2 of my Emenike upgrades career and while I'm using some trash forwards I'd also say Firmino isn't anywhere near as good as Bale and Salah isn't scoring as many as he did on that save. I've had a few matches where nothing seems to work and others where I'm dominating and not scoring, so yeah in the big picture I'd say your statement is correct as the i know the tactic works but it feels a cop out to blame that lol. 

In that Huddersfield result above nothing I did seemed to improve our stats which I'm finding a common issue, yet if we won that Watford match an update or two back we'd likely be top the league, if Chelsea hadn't equaliser we'd be joint top, it's all small margins. Then how many late goals have gone in? I am reacting and closing up shop but at times that doesn't matter, yes closing up shop shouldn't mean you always see it out but in the times you don't it sucks massively. If you can feel the AI is on top and you continue attacking they'll score, so when the score when you close up wtf are you meant to do. 

So I think your statement can be argued for and against on a match to match basis. 

[S4NCH0]

2 hours ago, Ashez said:

Squad Number 120

It is been a long challenge... jajaja

I thought you’d be way under on the table as you currently are with all those bad results. KIU! 

 

As for the clues they are too broad, I though of a list of players who could be it but none have played in France

[samhardy]

Stopped reading when I saw the club selection.

[Ashez]

1 hour ago, S4NCH0 said:

It is been a long challenge... jajaja

Whoops lol

1 minute ago, samhardy said:

Stopped reading when I saw the club selection.

Yes! Banged on for Sam's career of the year award as it's the only one you've read 😂

Shame though as you get a few mentions. 

New Clue

I was once described as "Portugal's Cantona" due to my style of play.

[FuddledFox]

Nelson Oliveira?

[samhardy]

Jose Fonte

[Nucleus]

Eric Djemba Djemba?

Spoiler

Think Foxy’s right with this one 😛

 

[Paul186]

unlucky with Waters, hopefully next striker will do better.

[Ashez]

3 hours ago, Foxy said:

Nelson Oliveira?

Correct! I apologise for keeping you waiting!

3 hours ago, samhardy said:

Jose Fonte

You've missed a lot 😛

3 hours ago, Nucleus said:

Eric Djemba Djemba?

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Think Foxy’s right with this one 😛

 

He was 😛

56 minutes ago, Paul186 said:

unlucky with Waters, hopefully next striker will do better.

Thanks mate, keep an eye out tomorrow to find out

[Ashez]

Ashez Plays The Squad Number Goal Challenge

Season One
Update Sixteen

Squad Number 21
Nelson Oliveira

I can't think of this chap without thinking of @Archie Graveluth

Match Thirty-two
Attempt One

I think we got away with one there but we defended like warriors!

Salah

Spoiler

 

Salah and Becker both out! What a kick in the balls! 

 

Match Thirty-three
Attempt Two

You've got to be Mansfield-in me here! (one for the ones in the know :p)

Match Thirty-four
Attempt Three

Wtf are you meant to do when your captain pings one into his own net in under 60 bloody seconds!! Lads please keep this result in mind for tomorrow!

Current Progress
1-20

Spoiler

1. Daniel Sturridge
2. Divock Origi
3. Dominic Solanke
4. Djibril Cisse
5. Milan Baros
6. Peter Crouch
7. Anthony Le Tallec
8. Florent Sinama Pongolle
9. Roque Santa Cruz
10. Steven Fletcher
11. Aritz Aduriz
12. David N'gog
13. Shinji Okazaki
14. Samed Yesil
15. Lenell John-Lewis
16. Lautaro Martinez
17. Eder
18. Aaron Leya Iseka
19. Sam Gallagher
20. Jonathon Walters

 

21. Nelson Oliveira

This update sucked. 

Who Am I?

I've two international medals in my trophy cabinet alongside 4 top division titles and 1 second division title. Who am i?

As always thank you for viewing and any comments will be appreciated! 

[S4NCH0]

I thought of El Niño since he won division 2 with Atlético but Wikipedia confirmed the rest of the clue wasn’t fulfilled. So I have no clue 

[Ashez]

1 hour ago, S4NCH0 said:

I thought of El Niño since he won division 2 with Atlético but Wikipedia confirmed the rest of the clue wasn’t fulfilled. So I have no clue 

Looks like we need another clue then. 

Clue Two

I'm South American

[Nucleus]

Is it Fred? Is he even still in the game? 😂

[Ashez]

7 minutes ago, Nucleus said:

Is it Fred? Is he even still in the game? 😂

Creative pick but nope

[Ashez]

Clue Three

I've played in France, Turkey, Russia, Brazil and China. 

Edited December 6, 2018 by Ashez

[Nucleus]

Vagner Love 😛

[Ashez]

7 minutes ago, Nucleus said:

Vagner Love 😛

Ahhh I thought I might of had you guys then, that last clue was a nice one though tbf. 

[Nucleus]

Tbh Love had crossed my mind before Fred but then I convinced myself it was Fred as the clues all linked up. He is in the game too, I checked 😛 I was a fan of Love during his CSKA days so it’ll be nice to see him get some love *pun intended

[Ashez]

1 minute ago, Nucleus said:

Tbh Love had crossed my mind before Fred but then I convinced myself it was Fred as the clues all linked up. He is in the game too, I checked 😛 I was a fan of Love during his CSKA days so it’ll be nice to see him get some love *pun intended

Love, Honda and Akinfeev were the entire reason I wanted Russia playable but it happens a decade too late to be any real  fun