Career SEASON 6 - Lyon's Burkina Babes (A Triple Threat Career)

[DonkeyDele]

The day is 27 June 2023. Donkey stumbles into his office, laughing his head off. He trips over a potted plant on the floor (don't know how it ended up there) and almost falls flat onto his face, somehow still laughing.

Assman Gerard Baticle notices this guy laughing like an idiot.

Gerard: "Monsieur Donkey, why are you laughing? What is so funny?"

Donkey just stares at him and goes: "Dude, have you seen the name of that new kid we just got from the academy?"

"HIS NAME'S ****ING BRASSIER!"

"Uhhh ok", says Gerard, seemingly not sharing any of Donkey's humour.

"So you want to buy him one or something?"

[DonkeyDele]

Season 6: 2023/24

After winning the CL again, Lyon go into their 6th season under their absolute donkey of a manager. (literally)

Important Transfers

Lyon's extremely huge transfer kitty sees Donkey make some questionable decisions in the transfer market.

Such as throwing $100m at yet another aging French defender who will retire in 3 years.

Donkey was quoted as saying, "Well he has a funny name so I couldn't pass up the opportunity" when asked about his transfer policy. At this point Gerard Baticle looked like he wanted to kill himself.

 

Trophies

Trophee Des Champions, Coupe de France, Coupe de la Ligue, Uefa Super Cup, Club World Cup, Ligue 1

Lyon are kind of expected to do the domestic quadruple every year now, so yeah they do just that. They also pick up a few more international trophies.

Chelsea almost had a chance at the Super Cup though, until the Burkinabe tsunami arrived and banished them back to London.

Too easy.

Another one of those games with 19389282 bajillion shots but only 1 goal.

Meanwhile, the league is now permanently Lyon property.

They go another season unbeaten, scoring 127 goals in the process. Captain Anthony Lopes has lifted the trophy so many times that his arms are now bigger than The Rock's.

The balded ninja turtle tries to go for Lassina's record 39 goals, but just falls short. Meanwhile the man himself fails to repeat his insane tally from last year, but instead combines with his Burkina brothers for a total of 72 league goals this season.

Mendy gets a record 20 assists while his partner Tete finishes second with 15. Palacios, who left Lyon in the summer transfer window for Monaco, also provides 15.

In other news, Lyon seem to only win the CL on odd years.

A completely embarrassing performance in the semifinal second leg sees Lyon thrashed by Barca despite Bande's best efforts.

Lyon, being the inconsistent jokers they are, concede as many goals against Barcelona in one night, as they have against Ligue 1 teams for the entire first half of the season. A salty Donkey then goes back home and proceeds to post a picture on Instagram of his trophy cabinet, containing 2 CL trophies, 6 league titles among other small cups, with the caption, "Sometimes you just gotta deal with bad refereeing and VAR."

 

The Burkina Babes

Bertrand Traore

The man was on course to hit 35+ goals, but an unfortunate case of Bande syndrome saw him out for almost half the season.

Nevertheless, he recovered to score 24 in 32 games.

Thankfully, the other two had productive seasons. 

 

Lassina Traore

Star man Lassina just misses his previous season's record, but once again finishes as Lyon's top scorer with 51 in 51. Sadly, he still does not have a face.

 

Hassane Bande

Finally, he regains his 2020/21 season form, plonking in 29 goals.

Pity that Big Bert got injured when he did. It seemed to be a season where all three were firing on all cylinders, but some clown had to break Bertrand's ankles for 4 months. Good progress nonetheless, Donkey is satisfied.

 

Trophy Count:

Season 1 - 3

Season 2 - 4

Season 3 - 5

Season 4 - 5

Season 5 - 4

Season 6 - 7

Total - 28

 

Goal Count:

Season 1 - 23+23+17 = 63

Season 2 - 30+27+14 = 71

Season 3 - 24+33+29 = 86

Season 4 - 34+37+22 = 93

Season 5 - 31+56+19 = 106

Season 6 - 24+51+29 = 104

Total - 523/1500

 

1/3 of the way there, just gotta do this for uhhh 10 more seasons! 😅 (I hope not because Bert will be 38 by then)

Edited July 11, 2019 by DonkeyDele

[DonkeyDele]

By the way, in case anyone is confused at the player faces, I've downloaded the hexagonal facepack from Vibe's download page in an attempt to give Lassina Traore a face. He doesn't have a face in the original mega facepack that I was originally using, so I was hoping another facepack may have his face. Unfortunately it did not work, and his face is still a shadow. So I went to sortitoutsi and found this picture of his face.

Does anyone have any idea how to put a player face like this into the game itself?

[Chazza111]

2 hours ago, DonkeyDele said:

By the way, in case anyone is confused at the player faces, I've downloaded the hexagonal facepack from Vibe's download page in an attempt to give Lassina Traore a face. He doesn't have a face in the original mega facepack that I was originally using, so I was hoping another facepack may have his face. Unfortunately it did not work, and his face is still a shadow. So I went to sortitoutsi and found this picture of his face.

Does anyone have any idea how to put a player face like this into the game itself?

A bit chubby if you ask me....

[DonkeyDele]

On 13/07/2019 at 14:09, Chazza111 said:

A bit chubby if you ask me....

Well if he bangs in 50+ a season I don't mind him being a little chubby around the edges...

 

By the way guys, I'll be taking a short break from Vibe and FMM in general cuz I'm really busy with upcoming exams and all, so this career will be on hold for a while. Really sorry if you've been waiting for the next update, but I promise I'll get back into it once my exams are over  Don't leave me just yet HAHA and thanks for all the support so far!

[smoggy90]

Going well there mate. Good luck with your exams and look forward to seeing the rest of this career. 

[broodje kip]

Damn I've already missed this guy