Sign in to follow this Followers 11 Woody and Ian's Record Store Woody December 7, 2019 40 replies 2,253 Views Report · Posted December 7, 2019 (edited) WOODY & IAN'S RECORDS Hello and welcome to the new store. After the 1st season of the store opening going better than expected i thought why not keep it open. The problem was, due to Brexit alot of my immigrant staff jumped ship so i was put in abit of a pickle. Fortunately a Vibe investor reached out and offered to plough in some hard earned cash so we could keep the store afloat. I would like to introduce my esteamed colleague Mr @Ian will be helping me to run the store for 2019/20 season. Last season saw some amazing records coming into the store with also lots being broken(the clean up was immense). It was a little hard to keep track of hence Ian's help. We decided to purchase Bag of chips Mary's brothel next door to expand the store. This gave us ample room to split the store into 2 sections, a section for all those EME records and an OME section for those who like a more easier listen. The store is open and awaiting records soon so please come in and take a look around. The only rules which must be applied are all records must be cheat resistant, must come with graphical proof and once you bring your records into the store please let the staff know whether its OME or EME. Thank you and best of luck. EME RECORDS. Fastest Goal: Harry Kane (14 secs) @DutchTony Most penalties scored by one player in a game: 3 @Lord Danish, @DoctorSócrates & @Ian Goal scored from furthest out: Mateo Kovacic (Own 6 Yard Box) @MohitMax Roy Most goals score by a single player in game: Raul De Tomas (7) @zaangie Most possession in a match: 76% @zaangie Longest Penalty Shoot-out: 23 Pens @topline Most assists by a single player in a game: 6 (Vignato) @Scratch Fastest hat trick: 5 minutes (Messi) @Titjes Most clear cut chances created in one game: 11 @Titjes Highest scoring game: 14 @Kun Aguero & @DutchTony Least league goals conceded over a 38 game campaign: 4 @Scratch & @Ian Victory by biggest margin: 14-0 @DutchTony Victory by biggest margin with a clean sheet: 14-0 @DutchTony Most hat tricks in a single game: 3 @Titjes Consecutive league titles with more than one club: 6 titles, 6 clubs - @Kanegan Most shots without scoring: 27 @Nelsonhere112 Edited Saturday at 21:01 by Woody 7 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this with others!