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A few stats re the FMM20 manageable amateur clubs for the interested minds on Vibe.. 

The original DB gives us 48 amateur clubs to manage. Divided as follows:

  1. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 teams: 19
  2. 🇵🇹 teams: 15
  3. 🇩🇰 teams: 13
  4. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 teams: 1
  5. Total teams: 48

After 13 seasons this is what's left.. 

  1. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 teams: 14
  2. 🇵🇹 teams: 6
  3. 🇩🇰 teams: 11
  4. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 teams: 0
  5. Total teams: 31

4 Welsh teams turned professional with 1 gone missing from the DB. Only 1 Portuguese team turned pro with a staggering 8 gone missing. Also just 1 Danish team turned pro with the second one doing a poof. And the only manageable Scottish amateur team, Queen's Park, is now doing things professionally. So from the original 48 amateur teams we're left with just 31.

On the flip side, we're handed a large number of new amateur teams of which, doing a rough estimate here, about ¼ have amateur regens to sign for this challenge and the other ¾ greyed out players only. 

As for this current Amateur 1KC, there's one last real player I'm able to use who's going to bring my total to 700+ goals with real players. Well, if shit doesn't hit any nearby fans of course. After that I'll be dipping my toes in the regen pool for the remaining 300 or so goals. 

Update 27 up next... 

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3 hours ago, BatiGoal said:

A few stats re the FMM20 manageable amateur clubs for the interested minds on Vibe.. 

The original DB gives us 48 amateur clubs to manage. Divided as follows:

  1. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 teams: 19
  2. 🇵🇹 teams: 15
  3. 🇩🇰 teams: 13
  4. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 teams: 1
  5. Total teams: 48

After 13 seasons this is what's left.. 

  1. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 teams: 14
  2. 🇵🇹 teams: 6
  3. 🇩🇰 teams: 11
  4. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 teams: 0
  5. Total teams: 31

4 Welsh teams turned professional with 1 gone missing from the DB. Only 1 Portuguese team turned pro with a staggering 8 gone missing. Also just 1 Danish team turned pro with the second one doing a poof. And the only manageable Scottish amateur team, Queen's Park, is now doing things professionally. So from the original 48 amateur teams we're left with just 31.

On the flip side, we're handed a large number of new amateur teams of which, doing a rough estimate here, about ¼ have amateur regens to sign for this challenge and the other ¾ greyed out players only. 

As for this current Amateur 1KC, there's one last real player I'm able to use who's going to bring my total to 700+ goals with real players. Well, if shit doesn't hit any nearby fans of course. After that I'll be dipping my toes in the regen pool for the remaining 300 or so goals. 

Update 27 up next... 

@BatiGoal you need to drink more 🤣

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- Update 27 -

 

Amateur Player 27: "Million" Miles Thomas

"Flip Flap" did really nice softening the pain "Dracula" had caused us FMM months earlier. With some unamateuristically consistent performances he brought us back on track with 26 gls to show for. This flipflaps us on 684 gls flipped in and 316 flapped out. And we move on with haste. Next Amateur - > from Welsh club: Caerau Ely - player #27: "Million" Miles Thomas.

BG: I suppose you think you're a 'One in a Million' player?

Miles: no, not me.

BG: that's the best thing I've heard in a million years, hehe, get it?

Miles: well, it's kinda true though.

BG: fuck, here we go.

Miles: no, wait, it's true in the sense that I make "once in a million years" stuff happen.

BGand that's the worst in a million. How quickly things change.

Milescan I make you a "million years stuff" promise?

BG: no.

Miles: I'm going to score you a million goals.

BGas in a 'one' with six 'zeros'?

Miles: yes, Boss.

BGSigh, I can think of 1,000,000 reasons why I shouldn't have signed you, Miles.

 

Before

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After

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Technical Attributes - nothing. Most likely due to the fact that I've put him on light intensity training. Low stamina thus he needed every rest he could get to increase pitch minutes. 

Mental Attributes - nothing noteworthy to report here. Yes, Movement did shoot up from 5 to 6 but that pretty much means nothing. Taking rests took the priority over insignificant skill bumps. 

Physical Attributes - as we've come to be accustomed to by now, nothing noteworthy to report here either. Perfect. Plan clearly worked as he's missed very few minutes, despite Stamina 9.

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Some showing up here. Two! braces. One of goals and the other of missed penalties. Shame as this could've been a killer night with 4 gls. Not in a million years I suppose. 

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Lovely brace to seal a fine derby win over Boavista. A 12th straight win brings the fans joy and bragging rights up until our next Invicta clash. 

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You think a brace of missed penalties was bad, how about a hattrick of 'em. Yup, "Million" does do his name justice by showing us "not in a million years" stuff. Unfortunately it's the kind I rather not be any part of. 

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I've stopped dreaming unrealistically big with these amateur people so I'm taking however many numbers they can give to the cause. "Million" didn't quite score the million as promised, only 999,974 gls short, but 26 will do just fine. And with these goals we've passed the 700-goal mark with real amateur players. That's a decent achievement in itself I suppose. That leaves us slightly under 300 gls for regen amateurs to score and bring us the total of a 1,000.

Thanks for the views and see you back for Update 28 with the first amateur regen in this career.

 

Current standings:

*Due to amateur clubs promoting to/relegating from divisions or earning (semi-)professional status as we progress - the original list of 48 amateur clubs in DB will be updated.

Amateur Players

  1. Salim Aïssa "The Sleeper" - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Queen's Park: 19 gls
  2. Christian "The Curveball" Nissen - 🇩🇰 Aarhus Fremad: 25 gls
  3. Ryan "Half-time" Hudson - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Undy Athletic: 24 gls
  4. Nuno "Nut-Cracker" Martins - 🇵🇹 Paredes: 28 gls
  5. Malthe "Mind games" Boesen - 🇩🇰 Brabrand IF: 21 gls
  6. Lewis "Lewandowski" Iles - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Cwmbran Celtic: 27 gls
  7. Diogo "Senhor🍷Port" Paixão - 🇵🇹 Vila Real: 32 gls
  8. William "Wasteful" Møller - 🇩🇰 FC Sydvest 05: 29 gls
  9. Fernando "Fingers" Carpegiani - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Corwen: 30 gls
  10. "Nostradamus" Neto - 🇵🇹 Alcochetense: 27 gls
  11. João Nuno "The Nutmeggee" - 🇵🇹 Eléctrico FC: 23 gls
  12. "Pea roller" Papalélé - 🇵🇹 AD Camacha: 27 gls
  13. Philip Stoustrup "Sitter" - 🇵🇹 Atlético Riachense: 28 gls
  14. José "Jaded" Peixoto - 🇵🇹 Alta de Lisboa: 29 gls
  15. "Yodeler" Younes Christiansen - 🇩🇰 Roskilde KFUM: 25 gls
  16. "Almost Epic" Edson Carvalho - 🇵🇹 CD Sobrado: 26 gls
  17. Davie "Dummy Runner" Galt - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Pontypridd Town: 19 gls
  18. Hircane "Hurricane" Graça - 🇵🇹 GD Bragança: 27 gls
  19. Beto "Boot it" Lopez - 🇵🇹 Aguia Vimioso:  30 gls
  20. Pedro "Sugar daddy" Soares - 🇵🇹 Pontassolense: 32 gls
  21. Russell "Chip shot" Currie - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Brickfield: 34 gls
  22. "Bob" Marley Farrell - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 STM Sports: 23 gls
  23.  James "Cracker" Cresser - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Denbigh: 25 gls
  24. Duarte "Fox in the Box" Ferreira - 🇩🇰 Boldklubben 1908: 29 gls
  25. "Dracula" Dominic Kwarasey - 🇩🇰 Naesby BK: 19 gls
  26. Viriato "Flip Flap" Fernandes - 🇵🇹 Amiense: 26 gls
  27. "Million" Miles Thomas - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Caerau Ely: 26 gls

 

Total Amateur Games: 786

Total Amateur Goals: 710/1000

Amateur Gls/M Ratio: 0.90

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18 minutes ago, Kun Aguero said:

Great job so far, let's see whether regens are better.

Thanks, Kun. I'll skip the attribute assessment from now on since we're not dealing with real players anymore. Rest should remain the same. Will try to pace thru it and bring this home. 

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47 minutes ago, Kanegan said:

Some good scores so far. Hopefully the regens takes you across the line.

Thanks, Kane. There's a few regens from new countries, like Holland and Croatia, that I'm planning on using. 

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- Update 28 -

 

Regen Amateur: Ewan Dey

Since I can no longer find real players to use in this career, I'm forced to score the remaining 290 goals with amateur regens. Since they're regens and thus unique to this career I feel there's no reason to do the before and after shots of their attribute development. Unlike real players, we won't see these players ever again so I'm planning on pacing thru with the faceless. The only problem is that pacing thru turned out to have an entirely different meaning to these amateurs. 

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15 goals 😲 in half a season. 

He looks ok-ish for amateur standards and he had terrible games followed by great games. However, he's a regen. And apparently they're on a whole different level entirely. They suck harder at scoring ffs!!! Yes soak that history page in, that's it, look a couple more times. Allow time do the soaking. Yes, well done, digest those dreadful numbers cause there's a whollllllle lot more where that came from 😂 I'm laughing but I know the ride has just been stretched and has now turned out to be still very long. It ain't a one off either as the second amateur regen I'm using is no different. Miss after miss after miss. Painful to witness. It's looking pretty evident that there's a significant difference between amateurs of the real kind and that of the regen sorts. Loving these FMM surprises. 

I'll continue to use the 3-4-3 formation and tactics I've been using for the large majority of this career, just to confirm my thoughts, with maybe one or two more regens. And then I'll see if I can come up with something to accommodate these worst of the worst on offer. Like I said, they may not look as shitty as some of the real amateurs I've used but I guess their hidden attributes must be total shite to perform this badly. 

Sluggish goings but I'll keep on slugging away..

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Amateurs:

  1. Salim Aïssa "The Sleeper" - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Queen's Park: 19 gls
  2. Christian "The Curveball" Nissen - 🇩🇰 Aarhus Fremad: 25 gls
  3. Ryan "Half-time" Hudson - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Undy Athletic: 24 gls
  4. Nuno "Nut-Cracker" Martins - 🇵🇹 Paredes: 28 gls
  5. Malthe "Mind games" Boesen - 🇩🇰 Brabrand IF: 21 gls
  6. Lewis "Lewandowski" Iles - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Cwmbran Celtic: 27 gls
  7. Diogo "Senhor🍷Port" Paixão - 🇵🇹 Vila Real: 32 gls
  8. William "Wasteful" Møller - 🇩🇰 FC Sydvest 05: 29 gls
  9. Fernando "Fingers" Carpegiani - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Corwen: 30 gls
  10. "Nostradamus" Neto - 🇵🇹 Alcochetense: 27 gls
  11. João Nuno "The Nutmeggee" - 🇵🇹 Eléctrico FC: 23 gls
  12. "Pea roller" Papalélé - 🇵🇹 AD Camacha: 27 gls
  13. Philip Stoustrup "Sitter" - 🇵🇹 Atlético Riachense: 28 gls
  14. José "Jaded" Peixoto - 🇵🇹 Alta de Lisboa: 29 gls
  15. "Yodeler" Younes Christiansen - 🇩🇰 Roskilde KFUM: 25 gls
  16. "Almost Epic" Edson Carvalho - 🇵🇹 CD Sobrado: 26 gls
  17. Davie "Dummy Runner" Galt - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Pontypridd Town: 19 gls
  18. Hircane "Hurricane" Graça - 🇵🇹 GD Bragança: 27 gls
  19. Beto "Boot it" Lopez - 🇵🇹 Aguia Vimioso:  30 gls
  20. Pedro "Sugar daddy" Soares - 🇵🇹 Pontassolense: 32 gls
  21. Russell "Chip shot" Currie - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Brickfield: 34 gls
  22. "Bob" Marley Farrell - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 STM Sports: 23 gls
  23.  James "Cracker" Cresser - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Denbigh: 25 gls
  24. Duarte "Fox in the Box" Ferreira - 🇩🇰 Boldklubben 1908: 29 gls
  25. "Dracula" Dominic Kwarasey - 🇩🇰 Naesby BK: 19 gls
  26. Viriato "Flip Flap" Fernandes - 🇵🇹 Amiense: 26 gls
  27. "Million" Miles Thomas - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Caerau Ely: 26 gls
  28. Ewan Dey - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Goytre United: 15 gls

Total Amateur Games: 821

Total Amateur Goals: 725/1000

Amateur Gls/M Ratio: 0.88

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Ouch!!! Same thing happened with my Pensioner's career when i was forced to sign regens. Most of them were pathetic except maybe only a couple who shone. So, yes this marathon is stretched more now. Good luck.

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Thanks @Kanegan yes it's definitely going to take me longer than I expected but big positive is that time's on my side. And not only that, I'm enjoying the ride so I'll play however many seasons need be. 

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On 18/02/2020 at 15:46, smoggy90 said:

Regen territory takes this challenge to a new level BG! Good luck. 

Somehow missed this. Thanks Smogginho, new territory indeed. 

 

For my next 4 amateurs I'm going to shop in new territory as well, Holland 🇳🇱. Not because the players are good, not by any stretch of the imagination, but simply because I haven't used amateurs from this nation yet. The diversity and the major challenge is what I relish 👍 

My current shortlist:

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€500 p.p. 😂

So the following is what's happening. For the coming 2 seasons I'm going to use these 4 abysmal amateurs from 4 different Dutch clubs in the order I present them, each getting half a season to score big... but most likely small. And you guys may predict how many goals I'm going to squeeze out of these talentless tinkerbells combined. 

1. 🇳🇱 N.E.C. Amateurs

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2. 🇳🇱 Heinenoord

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3. 🇳🇱 SteDoCo

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4. 🇳🇱 ONS Sneek

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Not exactly your typical Wonderkid, eh? 

So these 4 amateurs are next in line for a performance on the biggest stage yet, and of course for a few months in the limelight of the big leagues and competitions. My question to everyone out there reading is: How many total goals are these brave men together going to score for me over the next two seasons?

Drop a number or a comment. (p.s. the winner, the one whose prediction comes closest, receives a yet to be determined reward) 😀 

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I want to be optimistic, but I see 59 from this lot. At least the first two will be on the field once in a while. The kid could blossom in some senses, but with that 20 agg, is probably just going to be a low-rent Morelos-style red card magnet. Fun!

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7 hours ago, Rob said:

In total, 65.

I do love some of the team names that arise during this challenge 🤣

That is actually one of the things I quite like. Entering clubs for player purchases I would otherwise never everrrr dream of coming anywhere near to 😂 

4 hours ago, mattydisc said:

I want to be optimistic, but I see 59 from this lot. At least the first two will be on the field once in a while. The kid could blossom in some senses, but with that 20 agg, is probably just going to be a low-rent Morelos-style red card magnet. Fun!

😂 Good point, will consider tweaking the committed tackling thingie when he's on 👍 

3 hours ago, Cockers2505 said:

I reckon you will surpass the 50 mark, but a push to go any further than 60 IMO

Still you are the master who surprises yourself, so 100+ could well be on the records 🤣

Well, if the 100+ does happen, I promise to retire from the game and never lay a hand on it again 😁 

Thanks for the predictions, lads, will include your numbers in the next update. Remember, the winner gets a "reward" 😂 

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5 hours ago, Cockers2505 said:

I reckon you will surpass the 50 mark, but a push to go any further than 60 IMO

Still you are the master who surprises yourself, so 100+ could well be on the records 🤣

This is possibly the most vague answer to Bati’s question. Basically you’re saying 50 to... 100+, which is inifinity. 🤣 Love it! 

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Thanks for the drops. Predictions so far:

  • Rob - 65 gls
  • mattydisc - 59 gls
  • Cockers2505 - 0-49 gls no but 50-60 gls yes but then 60-99 gls no again and uhh everything covering 100+ yes. 
  • SirSpankorama - 58 gls

😂 

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15 hours ago, Kanegan said:

I would go for 75, an average of 19 goals apiece

That's a big call for these regens. The pressure is on. 

2 hours ago, ThomW12 said:

Think I will have a go with 80, very optimistic I know! Enjoying the thread btw, especially the conversations with the players. 

Mounting pressure. But one never knows. Didn't think these faceless regens were deserving of the conversations like the real players, but I'll make sure to add it back. 

Thanks big for the comment. 

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- Update 29 -

 

Regen Amateur: Adama "Afterburner" Doumbia

275 gls left to score and our next rubbish rookie has massive plans to bring us a giant step closer to the finishline with a leap of ludicrous proportions. It's our very first of four amateurs from the Dutchlands so there's slack to be cut and cheese to be consumed. A cube of Old Amsterdam anyone? 

BG: I'm taking no guesses. 

Adama: Sorry? 

BG: Afterburner? 

Adama: Ah yes, Afterburner, makes total sense.

BG: Convince me. 

Adama: It's an auxiliary burner fitted to the exhaust system of a turbojet engine to increase thrust.

BG: You a fucking plane? 

Adama: Well, what it does is it expands exhaust gases and increases the thrust of a jet engine by 50%.

BG: Thrust?

Adama: Violent lunges. 

BG: You got one up yours, yes?

Adama: Incredible loud gases with such a propulsive force and velocity.. 

BG: ..that it enables you to accelerate the shit out of everyone? 

Adama: Yes. Quite literally, Boss.

 

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Half a star tho retrained to natural ST. Let's fly!

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7-0! There's bound to be a goal for Doumbia, no?

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A brace of misses to remind us of his true colors.

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Just like the previous pawn, "Afterburner" propelled us a mere 15 goals further than when we started. Can't say I'm surprised anymore. The amateurs, the real ones, have been ok-ish for me. Not great but conform the expectations. These regens are of better shit skills, quality poop players to leave less to one's imagination, so we're in for a true challenge when it comes to firing the ball between to opposition's post.. and crossbar. 

As things stands:

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Amateurs:

  1. Salim Aïssa "The Sleeper" - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Queen's Park: 19 gls
  2. Christian "The Curveball" Nissen - 🇩🇰 Aarhus Fremad: 25 gls
  3. Ryan "Half-time" Hudson - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Undy Athletic: 24 gls
  4. Nuno "Nut-Cracker" Martins - 🇵🇹 Paredes: 28 gls
  5. Malthe "Mind games" Boesen - 🇩🇰 Brabrand IF: 21 gls
  6. Lewis "Lewandowski" Iles - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Cwmbran Celtic: 27 gls
  7. Diogo "Senhor🍷Port" Paixão - 🇵🇹 Vila Real: 32 gls
  8. William "Wasteful" Møller - 🇩🇰 FC Sydvest 05: 29 gls
  9. Fernando "Fingers" Carpegiani - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Corwen: 30 gls
  10. "Nostradamus" Neto - 🇵🇹 Alcochetense: 27 gls
  11. João Nuno "The Nutmeggee" - 🇵🇹 Eléctrico FC: 23 gls
  12. "Pea roller" Papalélé - 🇵🇹 AD Camacha: 27 gls
  13. Philip Stoustrup "Sitter" - 🇵🇹 Atlético Riachense: 28 gls
  14. José "Jaded" Peixoto - 🇵🇹 Alta de Lisboa: 29 gls
  15. "Yodeler" Younes Christiansen - 🇩🇰 Roskilde KFUM: 25 gls
  16. "Almost Epic" Edson Carvalho - 🇵🇹 CD Sobrado: 26 gls
  17. Davie "Dummy Runner" Galt - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Pontypridd Town: 19 gls
  18. Hircane "Hurricane" Graça - 🇵🇹 GD Bragança: 27 gls
  19. Beto "Boot it" Lopez - 🇵🇹 Aguia Vimioso:  30 gls
  20. Pedro "Sugar daddy" Soares - 🇵🇹 Pontassolense: 32 gls
  21. Russell "Chip shot" Currie - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Brickfield: 34 gls
  22. "Bob" Marley Farrell - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 STM Sports: 23 gls
  23.  James "Cracker" Cresser - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Denbigh: 25 gls
  24. Duarte "Fox in the Box" Ferreira - 🇩🇰 Boldklubben 1908: 29 gls
  25. "Dracula" Dominic Kwarasey - 🇩🇰 Naesby BK: 19 gls
  26. Viriato "Flip Flap" Fernandes - 🇵🇹 Amiense: 26 gls
  27. "Million" Miles Thomas - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Caerau Ely: 26 gls
  28. Ewan Dey - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Goytre United: 15 gls
  29. Adama "Afterburner" Doumbia - 🇳🇱 N.E.C. Amateurs: 15 gls

Total Amateur Games: 849

Total Amateur Goals: 740/1000

Amateur Gls/M Ratio: 0.87

 

Prediction Battle 1/4 (reward: a "fan") 

  • ThomW12 - 15/80 gls
  • Kanegan - 15/75 gls
  • Rob - 15/65 gls
  • Cockers2505 - 15/60 gls
  • mattydisc - 15/59 gls
  • SirSpankorama - 15/58 gls

 

Next up: Daniel Vázquez (club: 🇳🇱 Heinenoord)

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Thanks @Cockers2505 but I regret to inform you that the next amateur has shown little commitment to sticking with the schedule towards "your" reward. It's very much someone else's now unless things take a 180°.

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- Update 30 -

 

Regen Amateur: Daniel "V" Vázquez

260 gls left to score and our next disastrous donkey has spent the last 2 hours going through available shirt numbers for a lucky pick. It's our second of four amateurs from the lowlands so let's see how low we manage to score this time. 

BG: V? 

Daniel: No, not V. 

BG: What's the V for? 

Daniel: It isn't a V. 

BG: Dude, 3 seconds in and you're already an annoying little cu.. 

Daniel: Wait, let me explain.

BG: More backward riddles and you're marking lines on football pitches for the next six months. 

Daniel: It's a 5.

BG: The V is a 5?

Daniel: Yes, the Roman numeral system that originated in ancient Rome and remained the usual way of writing numbers well into the late Middle Ages.

BG: I couldn't give a toss. 

Daniel: Well, it's my lucky shirt number. I need to have it. 

BG: The 5? 

Daniel: No, I mean yes, but numbered as a 'V' please. 

BG: Is that what you spent 2 hours in dressing room for? Looking for a 'V'? 

Daniel: Yes, Boss. 

BG: No one wants you on the pitch without your lucky letter more than I do. Keep looking. 

 

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One and a half star + primary attributes in the blue. Some amateur!!! 

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16gls in the first 20 games. He's already bettered "Afterburner's" tally. 

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Almost a disastrous miss in 95th min but secured the 14th straight CL in ET eventually. 

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8 Porto players in the TOTY and "V" is one of them. Some praise. 

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Finally a regen amateur that's hitting numbers of a real player. In the end maybe not as surprising as he showed from the start that he had no intention of continuing the momentum of his fellow regens. What's maybe even more surprising is that I can only remember getting 2-3 penalties this half season, whereas most other players have gotten 10 or so. With a little more luck "V"'d be on 30+ gls - imagine the numbers if he'd found his "#5" shirt - but 24 is a fine return at this point, which lifts us over the 750-goal mark. 

 

As things stand:

Spoiler

Amateurs:

  1. Salim Aïssa "The Sleeper" - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Queen's Park: 19 gls
  2. Christian "The Curveball" Nissen - 🇩🇰 Aarhus Fremad: 25 gls
  3. Ryan "Half-time" Hudson - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Undy Athletic: 24 gls
  4. Nuno "Nut-Cracker" Martins - 🇵🇹 Paredes: 28 gls
  5. Malthe "Mind games" Boesen - 🇩🇰 Brabrand IF: 21 gls
  6. Lewis "Lewandowski" Iles - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Cwmbran Celtic: 27 gls
  7. Diogo "Senhor🍷Port" Paixão - 🇵🇹 Vila Real: 32 gls
  8. William "Wasteful" Møller - 🇩🇰 FC Sydvest 05: 29 gls
  9. Fernando "Fingers" Carpegiani - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Corwen: 30 gls
  10. "Nostradamus" Neto - 🇵🇹 Alcochetense: 27 gls
  11. João Nuno "The Nutmeggee" - 🇵🇹 Eléctrico FC: 23 gls
  12. "Pea roller" Papalélé - 🇵🇹 AD Camacha: 27 gls
  13. Philip Stoustrup "Sitter" - 🇵🇹 Atlético Riachense: 28 gls
  14. José "Jaded" Peixoto - 🇵🇹 Alta de Lisboa: 29 gls
  15. "Yodeler" Younes Christiansen - 🇩🇰 Roskilde KFUM: 25 gls
  16. "Almost Epic" Edson Carvalho - 🇵🇹 CD Sobrado: 26 gls
  17. Davie "Dummy Runner" Galt - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Pontypridd Town: 19 gls
  18. Hircane "Hurricane" Graça - 🇵🇹 GD Bragança: 27 gls
  19. Beto "Boot it" Lopez - 🇵🇹 Aguia Vimioso:  30 gls
  20. Pedro "Sugar daddy" Soares - 🇵🇹 Pontassolense: 32 gls
  21. Russell "Chip shot" Currie - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Brickfield: 34 gls
  22. "Bob" Marley Farrell - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 STM Sports: 23 gls
  23.  James "Cracker" Cresser - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Denbigh: 25 gls
  24. Duarte "Fox in the Box" Ferreira - 🇩🇰 Boldklubben 1908: 29 gls
  25. "Dracula" Dominic Kwarasey - 🇩🇰 Naesby BK: 19 gls
  26. Viriato "Flip Flap" Fernandes - 🇵🇹 Amiense: 26 gls
  27. "Million" Miles Thomas - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Caerau Ely: 26 gls
  28. Ewan Dey - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Goytre United: 15 gls
  29. Adama "Afterburner" Doumbia - 🇳🇱 N.E.C. Amateurs: 15 gls
  30. Daniel "V" Vázquez -  🇳🇱 Heinenoord: 24 gls

Total Amateur Games: 881

Total Amateur Goals: 764/1000

Amateur Gls/M Ratio: 0.87

 

Prediction Battle 2/4 (reward: something with letters) 

  • ThomW12 - 39/80 gls
  • Kanegan - 39/75 gls
  • Rob - 39/65 gls
  • Cockers2505 - 39/60 gls
  • mattydisc - 39/59 gls
  • SirSpankorama - 39/58 gls

 

Up Next: Horacio Nadjack (club: 🇳🇱 SteDoCo)

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