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Fun/Games Random FMM Experiments #1 : Messi and 10 Pieces of Wood


Kun Aguero
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Random FMM Experiments

Welcome fellow Vibers to the Random FMM Experiments, as suggest by the name, I will be doing some totally random and fun FMM experiments, which might be as random as "What will happen if Messi was a GK?".

Without further ado, let's get into the first experiment of the series Zidane Messi and 10 Pieces of Wood.

Intro

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Sir Alex Ferguson once said : "Give me 10 pieces of wood and Zinedine Zidane and I'll win the Champions League.". 

We don't know and probably will never know if that's "possible", but FMM being one of the most "realistic" football games might be able to provide the answer.

Since Zidane is no longer playing on the pitch and none of his sons are good enough to carry the team, I will be using Lionel Messi instead, who's probably not too unfamiliar with carrying his team.

So I will be taking over Barcelona, release all players with IGE except Messi, and sign all the Woods out there. I won't be managing the team myself though, since it's an experiment, I will holiday through the whole season, leaving the team to the assistant manager and see whether Messi and 10 Pieces of Wood can win the Champions League, or even getting pass the Group Stage.

The Players

The main player of course is our "Zidane" - Lionel Messi.

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He might be regretting not leaving Barca now as his teammates are now some random "Woods".

The Woods aren't all bad though, we still have some quality woods, including the striker Chris Wood, the defender Nathan Wood and the midfielder Ryan Woods, can they be Messi's reliable teammates?

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And here's the full team, Messi and tons of Woods.

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The team's Champions League journey starts with this group consisting of Liverpool, Lazio and Slavia Praha. I wonder how bad will they lose to Liverpool. 😂

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With the teams settled, stay tuned with how Messi and co. did in the Champions League. 

Leave your predictions on how far will the team progress in the Champions League.  😄

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I think you'll do ok in the league, probably not winning it, but champions league qualification still. But you'll drop out of the group stage in the champions league, you might sneak a cup win depending on who you come up against.

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16 minutes ago, geordiekrispy said:

I think you'll do ok in the league, probably not winning it, but champions league qualification still. But you'll drop out of the group stage in the champions league, you might sneak a cup win depending on who you come up against.

Looks like the assistant manager is doing a good job 😲

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5 minutes ago, broodje kip said:

Imagine the scene when commentators have to call them by their first name because they share the same surname 

Wood to Wood, back to Woods ...

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15 minutes ago, broodje kip said:

Imagine the scene when commentators have to call them by their first name because they share the same surname 

You know they'd trot out "You can't see the Wood for the Woods" every game.

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1 hour ago, RichD said:

Great idea mate, bet this hasn’t given Messi wood though 👀🤣

Good luck 😁

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Exclusive image of Messi after his first training sessions with his new teammates realising 90% of them are from non-league 😂

48 minutes ago, Ashez said:

You should have sold this idea to @Woody!!! 😂

@Woody should be their manager 😂

1 hour ago, FuddledFox said:

Love this idea and I’m looking forward to seeing how it turns out.

 

7 hours ago, topline said:

hahahahaha. glorious

 

52 minutes ago, Rob said:

Love this! But then, who woodn’t?

 

35 minutes ago, George Traistă said:

Plenty of dead wood in the team, but also some good hard wood, you can do it! 

It's up to the assistant manager on whether they can do it though, I'm not managing them but who knows maybe this can be a good challenge idea 😉

12 minutes ago, Kanegan said:

A woodful of goodness. Love it. 

Thanks for the comments guys, just done the simulation and the results are painful to watch for Barca fans 🤣

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Brilliant. Ryan Woods is the Ginger Pirlo, so they've got a chance...

Reckon you should've managed them mate! Or maybe save this for a future Vibe World Cup or VPL challenge :D

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3 hours ago, Mr Tree said:

Brilliant. Ryan Woods is the Ginger Pirlo, so they've got a chance...

Reckon you should've managed them mate! Or maybe save this for a future Vibe World Cup or VPL challenge :D

I might be trying this but looking at the qualities of the Woods, I probably won't survive till Christmas 😂

3 hours ago, Woody said:

Lovely idea....i officially put my self forward as the tea lady

 

4 minutes ago, smoggy90 said:

Brilliant mate, look forward to seeing how this pans out.

Thanks! Will be posting the results of simulation soon!

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Random FMM Experiments #1 : Messi and 10 Pieces Of Wood 

Simulation Results

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So above is our UCL group. with 2 strong opponents Lazio and Liverpool, can Messi and his Woods do it?

Match 1 : Barcelona vs Liverpool

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Not a bad result, considering 90% of the Barca teams are from non-league, only losing by 1 goal.

Match 2 : Barcelona vs Slavia

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This is when Messi prove himself, a stunning five goals haul and another goal from midfielder Henry Woods win them the game.

FYI here's how Henry Woods looks like, not Xavi/Iniesta quality but he's one of the better Woods in the team.

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Match 3 : Lazio vs Barcelona

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And here's where it started to go wrong, humiliating 5-0 defeat for Messi and Woods. Lazio's attack too strong for our GK from Oldham.

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Match 4 : Barcelona vs Lazio

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A much better result in the home game against Lazio, Messi and Woods managed to hold a draw. That's 4 points from 4 games, still a small chance in qualifying.

Match 5 : Liverpool vs Barcelona

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And boom... 6-0 defeat to Liverpool at Anfield, is it time for Messi and Woods to say good bye to UCL?

Match 6 : Slavia vs Barcelona

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Slavia was the only team Messi and Woods can defeat in the UCL, a narrow win for Barcelona thanks to a goal from Messi.

And here's how the group table looks like.

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3rd place means that Messi and Woods failed to qualify for the knockout round, and will be playing in UEL next. 

Match 7 : Barcelona vs Astana

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It's Messi's showtime again, another 5 goals haul against a weaker side, and another goal from 18 years old Charlie Wood from Bradford.

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Match 8 : Astana vs Barcelona

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A small win for Messi and Woods in the 2nd leg, which brings them into the next round, and they will face ... Man City.

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Match 9 : Man City vs Barcelona

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Messi and Woods are so weak away, as they suffered another humiliating defeat to Man City. 

Match 10 : Barcelona vs Man City

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Back to Camp Nou, and Messi and Woods can't do anything to turn around the first leg result, another defeat and their Europe journey is officially over.

With Messi and Woods' Europe journey ending, let's have a look on how they did in the league, @geordiekrispy predicted Champions League qualification, and I have to say that's awfully wrong. 😂

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Bottom of the table 😂, Messi and Woods have no chance at all in the league.

The Players

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Goals

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Without any surprise, Messi was the top scorer in the team, with the 2nd scorer being the Ginger Pirlo Ryan Woods.

Assists

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Messi is carrying the team being the Top Playmaker in the team as well with 7 assists, behind him are 35 years old Martin Woods.

So that's all of the experiment, the answer to the question "Can Messi and 10 pieces of wood win the Champions League?" is a big NO

Thanks for reading, and feel free to give any ideas on the next "Random Experiment". 😄

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Wow yeah I was was really wrong! I obviously thought the level of the Wood(s)'s were better than they actually were.

 

Nice experiment, I'm looking forward to the next one!

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