Career That Was Some Party Bruno 🍺🤢 (Attempting Again)

[Rich]

December 

Manchester United vs Slovan Bratislava 

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So we started off the month with a comprehensive win over Slovan, a nice goal and assist for Bruno as well.

Wolves vs Manchester United

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So another 4-0 victory and another goal and assist for my Bruno, can’t believe we’re not conceding more.

Manchester United vs Zenit

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Another game, another win for the boys. Only the goal and no assist this time for Bruno.

Everton vs Manchester United

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No goals this time but two assists, we will take that all day!

Manchester United vs Tottenham Hotspur 

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Another two assists for Bruno, he’s really racking up them assists now!

Leicester City vs Manchester United

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Good win and performance again but nothing from Bruno for the first time in a while!

Bristol City vs Manchester United

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3 assists by the maestro, which will do, 6 points from one game. Shame the two shots against us went in though!

Manchester United vs Brighton Hove Albion

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A goal and an assist from our main man in another dominant performance on Boxing Day.

Fulham vs Manchester United

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We save best to last here as he bags his first hattrick and gets 2 assists, what a way to end the year!

League Table

 

So we are well clear of the pack! Hopefully we will reach about 150 goals.

Bruno

Things are starting to look a bit better here, I’ll be hoping this continues, he’s assisted more than he’s played which is nice!

Also I didn’t change anything tactically in the end, I just trained him on shooting in the hope he gets an increase and he starts banging more in. No increase in stats yet though.

Thanks for reading again at nearly the half way point 😁

[Rob]

Getting the assists, which is where the points are.

[Rich]

18 minutes ago, Rob said:

Getting the assists, which is where the points are.

Yeah he’s loving them at the moment! Hope he gets a stats increase soon. 

[Rich]

January

West Bromwich Albion vs Manchester United

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Just the one goal and no assists here for Bruno!

Manchester United vs MK Dons 

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A goal and two assists for Bruno which is nice!

Manchester United vs Rotherham United 

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Two goals and an assist but it could have been so much better for him!

Manchester United vs Chelsea

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Probably our best attacking game of the season with 33 shots, but Chelsea hit us well on the counter, a goal and assist for Bruno though which is great.

Manchester United vs Arsenal

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An assist so not the end of the world for us!

Manchester United vs Newcastle United 

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A couple of assists for Bruno against my lovelies 😥

Burnley vs Manchester United

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This should have been so much better!

Manchester United vs Newcastle United 

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Wish they’d stop giving me Newcastle to play! A goal and assist though. 
 

League Table

Lots of goals and no defeats yet and can’t say we’ve deserved to lose any!

Bruno 

 

So he’s going good guns now and he’s had a stats increase and his shooting has gone to 17, so let’s hope he bags some goals.

Back to work tomorrow so no more monthly updates, please don’t cry all, you will get over this!

Edited January 10, 2021 by RichD

[Albionic]

Well on the way to the 150 league goals! Very impressive so far.

[Scratch]

Great stuff mate, gonna be a big score I think. Should definitely beat your current score (unless he gets an injury, but that would be unlucky as Bruno is made of steel), but whether you can knock Ian of the top is the question. Good luck!

[broodje kip]

Impressive mate. I’m expecting at least 180 league goals.

[Chris]

Great effort here mate! Crazy amount of goals. This man's truly a machine.

Hope the form continues into the second half of the season. Gl and KIU

[Rich]

11 hours ago, Albionic said:

Well on the way to the 150 league goals! Very impressive so far.

Thank you mate 😁

7 hours ago, Scratch said:

Great stuff mate, gonna be a big score I think. Should definitely beat your current score (unless he gets an injury, but that would be unlucky as Bruno is made of steel), but whether you can knock Ian of the top is the question. Good luck!

Yeah I’m hoping for a decent score here now, I stupidly played nearly till the end until very late and now I’m very tired with work, will post my score today.

7 hours ago, broodje kip said:

Impressive mate. I’m expecting at least 180 league goals.

Thanks Mr Malaysia 2020, I won’t be getting 180 though 😂

7 hours ago, itzChris92 said:

Great effort here mate! Crazy amount of goals. This man's truly a machine.

Hope the form continues into the second half of the season. Gl and KIU

Thanks Chris, he is so good, his stats are ridiculous! Season basically finished now, so will post today at some point 😁

[Rich]

The Rest Of The Season

Transfers

So there was a couple of signings in January I brought in Zapata in exchange for Van De Beek. We brought back Chong from his loan to cover for Van De Beek.

Tactic

So many green lines which is great 😍

Fixtures

So as you can see, the scoring did not stop and it really was a pleasure to manage this team, never thought I’d say that about Manchester United, but there we go 😂

League Table

So a huge amount of goals as we reach 161 goals, I honestly can’t wait to try this tactic again with a different team, it was so much fun.

Carabao Cup

 

So a dominant performance in the carabao cup and nice goal right at the end for Bruno.

FA Cup

Games came thick and fast around this period and we had a few tired heads but we still put on a great display and another goal in a final for Bruno.

Champions League 

Atletico known for there defending were bombarded with our attacking intent and could not keep up with us. Bruno with another goal as well!

Manager Profile

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So a massive 4.18 goals per game, very happy with that!

Bruno

 

Great going from Bruno, he smashed it, I couldn’t really ask for much more, I can see myself trying this again though 😂

Squad Stats

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So many good performances from the squad, Rashford was awesome and I had him train as a Target Man and his aerial and strength went up a LOT.

Score 

44 + 61 + 61 = 166

Thank you for reading and commenting guys, very much appreciated.

@RichD could you update the leaderboard sexy pants?

[broodje kip]

Great score that from our Welsh Sexy Pants.

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[Kun Aguero]

Amazing score again, though it disgusts me seeing Man Utd winning trophies 🤮

[Chris]

And a great finish as expected; congratulations on the score. Really surprised to see the IFs assisting so much. Was that mainly from corners? 

[Rich]

3 hours ago, broodje kip said:

Great score that from our Welsh Sexy Pants.

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Thank you Mr Malaysia!

3 hours ago, Kun Aguero said:

Amazing score again, though it disgusts me seeing Man Utd winning trophies 🤮

I did think the trophies wouldn’t make you happy mate 😂

22 minutes ago, itzChris92 said:

And a great finish as expected; congratulations on the score. Really surprised to see the IFs assisting so much. Was that mainly from corners? 

I’ve always had really good numbers with inside forwards, Bruno was on all set pieces. The link up play between the inside forwards and the 3 up top was great and it meant a lot of assists for a lot of people. I don’t tend to use wingers that much tbh, I always have more fun with inside forwards. But it depends really what I want from a tactic

Edited January 11, 2021 by RichD

[Scratch]

Great stuff mate and really gave Ian a run for his money. I bet you do come back for another tilt.. 😄

Interesting that you (and many others) use the IFs, I still can't get into them. Maybe I should try them again! They are clearly working wodners for you. Although I really want to see what my tactic can do - it isn't hugely different from yours, except for the Ws. It does alright at this level, but not as good as yours - but I want to see what happens when I build the players to near 20 Crossing and Aerial.  

That's what I love about this game, so many ways to approach it.

Anyway, great stuff, massive score, can't wait to see what you do next.

[Rich]

7 minutes ago, Scratch said:

Great stuff mate and really gave Ian a run for his money. I bet you do come back for another tilt.. 😄

Interesting that you (and many others) use the IFs, I still can't get into them. Maybe I should try them again! They are clearly working wodners for you. Although I really want to see what my tactic can do - it isn't hugely different from yours, except for the Ws. It does alright at this level, but not as good as yours - but I want to see what happens when I build the players to near 20 Crossing and Aerial.  

That's what I love about this game, so many ways to approach it.

Anyway, great stuff, massive score, can't wait to see what you do next.

Thanks mate, I had no idea until posted the score it was that close to Ian, I thought it was going to be a lot less 😂

Im using inside forward in my TT and even though they do score a few my whole team scores a lot more as well, I think if I have one up front though I’d use two wingers. I haven’t got anyone on 20 crossing or aerial yet but like I want to see how it works this year. I think that will have to be on my 1k if I attempt one this year 😁

[Dai_]

1 minute ago, RichD said:

Thanks mate, I had no idea until posted the score it was that close to Ian, I thought it was going to be a lot less 😂

Im using inside forward in my TT and even though they do score a few my whole team scores a lot more as well, I think if I have one up front though I’d use two wingers. I haven’t got anyone on 20 crossing or aerial yet but like I want to see how it works this year. I think that will have to be on my 1k if I attempt one this year 😁

If you attempt one.... 🙄

Of course you will. Triple Crown is a MUST! 

[Rob]

3 hours ago, RichD said:

Thanks mate, I had no idea until posted the score it was that close to Ian

Bet you did!

[Rich]

7 minutes ago, Rob said:

Bet you did!

I didn’t add up until the end, in my head I thought it was closer to 150, next time I do this one I’m not looking until I post how many he scores or assists, that’s always fun!