The Vibe Record Store 2023

Clean and dusted, the Vibe Record Store is up and running again!

First established by @Woody, the Vibe Record Store had a new owner after a fierce auction following the mysterious disappearance of previous owner @Rich. The store will be run by me with the help of Store Manager @Titjes .

As usual, the store will have 2 sections, the modern EME section and the classic OME section for those who are into the retro stuff.

Don't be shy with your new records and please hand in any evidence to prove it's legitimacy, also be sure to read the rules below before you hand in any records.

Rules:

• Own records only
• No cheating (IGE, Hex editing etc.)

To add some spice, there will be something different this year...

Introducing... Leaderboard!

By the end of each month, a leaderboard will be revealed with the Top 3 Vibers with the most records on our shelf crowned as the month's best players. 

By the end of the season (just before the launch of FMM2024), the Top 3 Vibers with the most records on our shelf will also be crowned the year's best players.

Thanks for attending the grand opening of this year's edition of the store, and we look forward for your records. 😃

 

EME Records

Fastest

• Fastest Brace: 1 min - @Kun Aguero
• Fastest Goal: 16 secs - @DutchTony
• Fastest Hattrick: 2 minutes - @eibarman
• Fastest 4 Goals By 1 Player: 9 min - @DoneHisCruciate
• Fastest 5 Goals By 1 Player: 17 min - @Joewins
• Fastest 6 Goals By 1 Player: 37 min - @fotakis276718
• Fastest 7 Goals By 1 Player: 32 min - @inter7
• Fastest 9 Goals By a Team: 42min - @AmrMohamed
• Fastest Red Card: 14 secs - @DoneHisCruciate
• Fastest Time For 2 Players Get "a Haul" (4 goals) - 42min - @AmrMohamed
• Fastest to win a 36 games league: 11 games left - @Scratch
• Fastest to win a 34 games league: 10 games left - @tudor
• Fastest to win a 38 games league: 11 games left - @Varf on fmm

Fewest

• Fewest Goals Conceded In A 38 Games League: 3 - @quisten
• Fewest Goals Conceded In A 34 Games League: 2 - @Peter Audu & @Popart
• Fewest Attempted Passes By A Player In 90 Minutes: 1 -  @Kun Aguero

Highest

• Highest Assists to Passes Ratio: 1 assist per pass - @Joewins
• Highest AvR in a Season: 9.86 - @Varf on fmm
• Highest First Half Score: 9 - @FrAn4eSc0 & @AmrMohamed
• Highest Goal Difference in a 34 Games Season: 114 - @Joewins
• Highest Goal Difference in a 36 Games Season: 123 - @Scratch
• Highest Goal Difference in a 38 Games Season: 152 - @Scratch
• Highest Goal Difference over a 2-legged Game: 16 - @TheF
• Highest Penalty Shootout Scoring: 14 - @Kanegan
• Highest Possession: 75% - @Chris
• Highest Team Rating in a Game: 9.2 - @DutchTony 
• Highest Transfer Offer Received for a Non-League Player: £7.25m - @Woody
• Highest Win Margin in a Game: 16 - @DutchTony

 

Longest

• Longest Goal Scored: 110 - @Chris
• Longest Goalscoring Streak By A Player: 20 - @Tammy lois & @Joewins
• Longest Winning Streak: 61 - @Izzet22
• Longest Undefeated Streak: 194 - @Izzet22
• Longest Penalty Shootout: 16 - @yijun

 

Latest

• Latest Goal Scored: 90+9' - @DoneHisCruciate & @brigal1
• Latest Goal Scored (Including Extra Time): 120+2' - @brigal1

 

Lowest

• Lowest Team Average Rating: 4.2 - @StuartM

 

Most

• Most Appearances In A Season: 79 - @hhooo
• Most Assists By A Player in A Game: 5 - @Kun Aguero & @Chris & @Scratch
• Most Assists By A Player In A Season: 66 - @Scratch
• Most Assist Braces In A Game: 4 - @Joewins
• Most Assist Hattricks In A Game: 2 - @Scratch
• Most Clear Cut Chances: 11 - @Kun Aguero
• Most Consecutive Undefeated League Seasons: 6 - @Izzet22
• Most Consecutive 10s Rating In A Row: 8 - @Joewins
• Most Corners In A Game: 21 - @Varf on fmm
• Most Crosses Attempted By A Team: 88 - @inter7
• Most Crosses Attempted By One Player: 47 - @Chris
• Most Crosses Completed By One Player: 11 - @Scratch
• Most Disallowed Goals In A Game: 4 - @tudor
• Most Disallowed Goals By A Player In A Game: 4 - @Blitz86
• Most Dribbles By A Team: 21 - @Varf on fmm
• Most Dribbles By A Player: 14 - @Varf on fmm
• Most Goal Braces In A Game: 4 - @MGN79 & @Joewins
• Most Goals Scored By A Player In A Match: 11 - @Scratch
• Most Goals Scored By A Player In A 38 Games League: 100 - @Varf on fmm
• Most Goals Scored By A Player In A 36 Games League: 101 - @Scratch
• Most Goals Scored By A Player In A Season: 164 - @Scratch
• Most Goals Scored In A 38 Games League: 176 - @Gazzaeverton
• Most Hattricks In A Game: 3 - @BakaSotong
• Most Headers Attempted By A player In A Match: 43 - @TheF
• Most Headers Completed By A player In A Match: 27 - @TheF
• Most Interceptions By One Player In A Game: 29 - @Joewins
• Most Interceptions By Team In A Game: 58 - @Chris
• Most Key Passes By One Player In A Game: 17 - @zaangie
• Most Mistakes By One Player In A Game: 16 - @quisten
• Most Players Leveled-Up In A Game: 6 - @MatiasDFS
• Most Passes Attempted by a player: 175 - @Saintalaye
• Most Passes Attempted by a team: 724 - @DoneHisCruciate
• Most Passes Completed By a Player: 170 - @Saintalaye
• Most Passes Completed by a team: 683 - @DoneHisCruciate
• Most Penalties Missed By One Player In One Game: 3 - @Rob
• Most Penalties Scored By One Player In One Game: 4 - @soul_eclipse & @Lagom
• Most Players Assisting In A Match: 8 - @Joewins
• Most Players Scoring "a Haul" (4 goals): 2 - @AmrMohamed
• Most Players Scoring In A Match: 9 - @DutchTony
• Most Players Scoring 6 Goals In A Match: 2 - @Scratch
• Most Player with A 10 rating In A Match: 4 - @Titjes
• Most PoTM in a Season: 49 - @TheF
• Most Promotions: 5 - @Joewins
• Most Red Cards in a game: N/A
• Most Shots By A Team In A Game: 44 - @FrAn4eSc0
• Most Shots By One Player In A Game: 19 - @Scratch
• Most Shots On Target In A Game: 24 - @TheF
• Most Shots On Target By One Player: 13 - @Chris
• Most Shots Without Hitting Target By A Team: 12 - @Lagom
• Most Shots Without Missing By A Team: 10 - @Scratch
• Most Shots Without Missing By A Player: 7 - @Joewins
• Most Tackles Attempted By A player In A Match: 15 - @Titjes
• Most Tackles Completed By A player In A Match: 15 - @Titjes
• Most UCL Goals Scored In A Season By A Player: 33 - @Tammy lois

 

OME Records

N/A

 

May Winners

[Kun Aguero]

I'll claim some of the records first to kick start the store, expecting it to be break soon. 

Most Goals Scored By A Player In One Match : Erling Haaland (8)

Most Clear Cut Chances : 11

Highest Team Rating : 8.7

Most Shots By A Team in a Game : 29

Most Shots On Target in a Game : 14

Highest Win Margin in a Game : 10

[DutchTony]

Most shots and most shots on target please

[Kun Aguero]

2 hours ago, DutchTony said:

Most shots and most shots on target please

Store updated 

[Woody]

Its great to see the store is still going strong afte all these years.

Its in good hands 👍

[Scratch]

1 hour ago, Woody said:

Its great to see the store is still going strong afte all these years.

Its in good hands 👍

Do you get a special discount? Or a statue or something? You deserve it! 😀

[Titjes]

Fastest Goal - Minute 1 (forgot to save the match, so don't know after how many seconds it was) 😅

 

Most assists in a game - 3

 

Highest possession in a game - 69%

 

Fastest brace - 11min

 

Most unique goal scorers - 6 
Most unique assisters -  5
Most assist braces - 2 

 

Latest goal scored - Minute 90

 

 

Updated the store

[Woody]

7 hours ago, Scratch said:

Do you get a special discount? Or a statue or something? You deserve it! 😀

🤣 in this current climate....a discount would be perfect.

[Kun Aguero]

1 hour ago, Titjes said:

Fastest Goal - Minute 1 (forgot to save the match, so don't know after how many seconds it was) 😅

 

Most assists in a game - 3

 

Highest possession in a game - 69%

 

Fastest brace - 11min

 

Most unique goal scorers - 6 
Most unique assisters -  5
Most assist braces - 2 

 

Latest goal scored - Minute 90

 

 

Updated the store

 Here's a few records I would like to claim for myself 😂 Looks like the store is currently dominated by Man City

Most assist braces - 3

Most assists in a game - 5 (Joao Cancelo)

Latest goal scored - 90+4 (Sergio Gomez) (if only there was a most epic come back 😂)

Fastest brace - 3 minutes (Erling Haaland)

[smoggy90]

Most unique scorers - 7

[Titjes]

9 minutes ago, smoggy90 said:

Most unique scorers - 7

Steal records from @Kun Aguero, will you 😂 he already has enough 🤣

 

Store updated

[zaangie]

Most passes attempt and completed by a player - 121/113

Most crosses attempt by player - 19

Most headers attempt and completed by a player - 10

Most tackles attempt and completed - 12

[Titjes]

26 minutes ago, zaangie said:

Most passes attempt and completed by a player - 121/113

Most crosses attempt by player - 19

Most headers attempt and completed by a player - 10

Most tackles attempt and completed - 12

updated

[Kun Aguero]

1 hour ago, Titjes said:

Steal records from @Kun Aguero, will you 😂 he already has enough 🤣

Just let me enjoy it before the Celtic guys takeover 😂

[FuddledFox]

Very beatable as it took him most of the game but fastest 5 goals.
 

[FuddledFox]

He and a 6 minute hat trick in his next game.

[Kun Aguero]

33 minutes ago, FuddledFox said:

Very beatable as it took him most of the game but fastest 5 goals.
 

 

29 minutes ago, FuddledFox said:

He and a 6 minute hat trick in his next game.

Might as well rename the store as "Haaland's Record Store" now 😂

Store updated

[Scratch]

Celtic Boyz is here!! Maybe start with most individual interceptions with 17:

I probably have most by a team with 49 if you add them up (I don't seem to have an entry for interceptions on stats page, ie 3rd screen). 

Thanks!

[Jervon Esprit]

I will take the fastest goal scored

27 seconds into the match Silva hit one from outside the box straight from kick off

[Kun Aguero]

1 hour ago, Scratch said:

Celtic Boyz is here!! Maybe start with most individual interceptions with 17:

I probably have most by a team with 49 if you add them up (I don't seem to have an entry for interceptions on stats page, ie 3rd screen). 

Thanks!

 

1 hour ago, Jervon Esprit said:

I will take the fastest goal scored

27 seconds into the match Silva hit one from outside the box straight from kick off

Store updated 

[soul_eclipse]

Penalty 😂

 

[Chris]

Fastest 4 and 5 goals?

 

Edited November 10, 2022 by Chris

[Alexandrian]

Most clear cut chances but still lose the game?

[Chris]

Fastest brace - 2 minutes

[Kun Aguero]

All records above updated 👍

[Titjes]

Most league goals by a player in a season (81)

 

Most players with a hattrick in a single match (2)

 

Most players with a brace in a single match (2)

 

Fastest brace (2min)

 

Fewest GA (10)

 

Most GF (114) and highest GD (99)

 

Most league assists in a season (43)

[DoneHisCruciate]

Spennymoor’s Flynn Clarke takes a scoring record off Haaland in League One goal fest!

Fastest 5 goals - 32mins:

[Titjes]

Highest team rating (shared with @Kun Aguero) 😄

[Titjes]

1 hour ago, DoneHisCruciate said:

Spennymoor’s Flynn Clarke takes a scoring record off Haaland in League One goal fest!

Fastest 5 goals - 32mins:

 

1 minute ago, Titjes said:

Highest team rating (shared with @Kun Aguero) 😄

 

Updated Store

[Kun Aguero]

3 hours ago, Titjes said:

Highest team rating (shared with @Kun Aguero) 😄

Glad my 8-goals record remain intact 😅