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Ten Hag walks into a bank to cash a check. When he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, miss, could you please cash this check for me?"

Cashier: "It would be a pleasure. Could you please show me your ID? "

Ten Hag: "Actually, I didn't bring my ID with me because I didn't think it was necessary. I'm Erik ten Hag, manager of Manchester United."

Cashier: "Yes, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of banks for impostors and counterfeiters and requirements of legislation, etc. I must insist on seeing the ID

Ten Hag: Ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they'll tell you. Everyone knows who I am. "

Cashier: "I'm sorry, Mr. Hag but these are the bank's rules and I have to follow them."

Ten Hag: "Come on, please, I'm urging you, please cash this check."

Cashier: "Look, sir, here's an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods walked into the bank without identification. To prove it was Tiger Woods, he pulled out his club and made a beautiful shot across the bench in a cup. With that shot we knew it was Tiger Woods and we cashed his check

Again, Andre Agassi entered without identification. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cash his check. So, sir, what can you do to prove that it is you and you alone? "

Erik stands there thinking and thinking and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is blank... There is nothing that comes to mind. I can't think of anything. I have no idea what to do. I have no idea. "

Cashier: "perfect, will they be big or small bills, Mr. Ten Hag

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