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Saul

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His colours proves that he's a Blue, Torres, Torres,

But Anfield knows he's full of poo, Torres, Torres,

He scores the goals, he drinks the wine,

He never gets to training on time,

Fernando 'Liverpool' Torres - Chelsea's number nine

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His colours proves that he's a Blue, Torres, Torres,

But Anfield knows he's full of poo, Torres, Torres,

He scores the goals, he drinks the wine,

He never gets to training on time,

Fernando 'Liverpool' Torres - Chelsea's number nine

I know its a rhyme and all but why would they think hes poo when he became Liverpools top scorer every season since they brought him?

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jhust thought i would post here about my beloved Huddersfield Town. Just picked up a great point with a 1-1 draw away from home against second in the league Bournemouth. Danny Cadamarteri scored his second for us in the 89th minute. Get in there. Up You Terriers !!!!!!!!!

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Kuyt Kuyt whoever you may be

You made mancs cry at Anfield today

Well done lad

You've put the title back up for grabs

Needs some improvement but meh

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So there's an ex student at my sixth form who used to go out with a teacher and they posted the break up on facebook and just felt I had to rant to show all areas of what is happening and how much crap it is just to get people to STFU cause Im that awesome :D

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There's a solution to this, Franco :)

And I'm glad to give it to you :)

It's called (drum kicks in)

SUICIDE!!! :) (teundeundeum!)

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Ah, yes. WWII in school. Being shown a video in the library. The soldiers were marching so my friend had to stand up and copy them, only make it look like he was dancing. 'Hitler's music video,' I said. My other friend pretended to be the bass, so the first friend says 'Drop the beat,' and I say 'No, drop the bombs.' The commentator was talking about Hitler making a new army, against the Versailles Treaty (I know my shizz ;)) and my friend asked the teacher how did he get the money, and I said he got it from the success of the music video, and my friend said 'Yeah, he went triple platinum within the month.'

Detention was fun.

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I think I beat a record in school the other day - finished my Junior Cert CSPE exam in 19, yes 19, minutes, for a bet :P :P

btw hope Nasri joins :) looks like a very busy summer :)

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I think I beat a record in school the other day - finished my Junior Cert CSPE exam in 19, yes 19, minutes, for a bet :P :P

btw hope Nasri joins :) looks like a very busy summer :)

In ireland the junior cert(GCSEs) your only leave an exam after 30 mins, i did it in my french exam last summer, because i hated my french teacher :angry: now i dont do french, happy days :lol:

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Why the f**k we only have four save slots? I just lost my awesome Australian save by mistakenly saving a stupid test career over it. (lots of swearing here)

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Just a friendly match against a village called rochfortbridge and we beat them 3-2 and It was there U-18 team and my team is U-17 should have us prepared for the league which start Sunday. And they were basically all pikeys after the game they were all smoking,and there managers standing beside them

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