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    BatiGoal got a reaction from Scratch in 1000 Goals With A Bunch Of Amateurs   
    It's weird. Apparently they're all over place. The first few were very poor but the last two, including the one I'm using right now, are good. Getting twice as many goals as the first lot. So hit and miss at this point I'm unsure whether I should tweak my game to accommodate the crap lads or keep as is for the decent dudes. 
    At this rate 81 gls looks like it would've been the winning number. 
  2. Shocked
    BatiGoal reacted to Cockers2505 in Scoring Streaks   
    This is for the Tactical geniuses of this site, @Scratch, @Foxy, @Titjes or even the great @BatiGoal to name a few are probably crazy enough to try this, for some it will be a be a long hard slog getting them numbers, but what a challenge, really really good challenge.
     
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    BatiGoal reacted to samhardy in 2020 Vibe Premier League   
    Week 7 Results
    So here we are with the final set of results of the league campaign. We already know that Ian, Bati and Crash have secured their places in the playoffs but any of those three could still top the league phase. The real question that needs answering is that which of the five other participants will be joining them as it’s still possible for any of them to make it.
    As usual with the final week the results are being posted in a different style, as they came in so everyone can see what the permutations were result by result and how everything went down.
    Here is a reminder of how the table looked before this week along with the fixtures.
    The first result to come in was that of already qualified @Crashhart who chose to manage PSG. I instantly knew that it was a monster score that he’d achieved as he managed to unlock all 12 targets, something I didn’t expect many to do. In fact he was the only one to get all 12 done meaning there were very big points on offer. Not only did he get them all completed but the last one was ticked off in January! Simply a huge total thanks mainly to 84GD points and 21 goals from his free agent striker Wilfred Bony.
    Crashhart - 239 @Ian chose Barcelona and was the next score to come in and all he needed to do was beat Woody in order to finish top of the league phase. Unlike Crash though Ian couldn’t get through all the targets and didn’t come all that close, not achieving the targets set for the goalkeeping or midfield positions. However he did get a healthy dose of points from his striker with Franck Etoundi who bagged 32 goals, and 48 GD points to give Ian a total of 144. All of a sudden now Crash looks like he has a chance of topping the league as his total looks very likely to be bonus point potential but Woody’s “result” would be the key here.
    Crashhart - 239 Ian - 144 Next up was the first submission from the key fixture of the week, @smoggy90 who went with PSG. A draw wouldn’t be enough for Smog against Mike here, he needed to win to qualify. As it happened his result was eerily similar to Ian’s. The only positions Smog unlocked were that of the defender and striker, but absolutely crucially he managed to haul himself above Ian’s total to give him a footing in the weekly standings. This was mostly down to Dani Schahin’s 40 goals. Mike now had a target to beat, not that he knew that though, and that number was 154. Remember a draw between the two opens the door for Tree.
    Crashhart - 239 smoggy90 - 154 Ian - 144 The next to submit his results was @Kanegan who also went for PSG. As you can see by Crash’s result Kane would have had to put in the performance of his life to even have any chance of qualifying here. To be fair though he had a good go at the targets, managing to unlock 11/12 just falling short in the midfield section. Unfortunately though he just couldn’t accumulate enough points in the time he gave himself, Bony bagged 30 goals and he got 10 clean sheets but he finished on 149. This means that Crash has beaten Kane so Kanegan is the first manager to be mathematically unable to qualify. Another score that was below Smoggy’s though so that raises the excitement levels further!
    Crashhart - 239 smoggy90 - 154 Kanegan - 149 Ian - 144 Now onto a key result in another important fixture as both @BatiGoal and @Mr Tree submitted within close succession of each other. Tree needs to win this to have a chance of qualifying; same for Bati if he’s going to top the pile. Bati got off to a superb start, quickly unlocking 9 of the targets and completing the GK, defender and striker positions. However after Wilfred Bony scored 9 goals for his Milan side he suffered the dreaded damaged spine 10 month injury  No more striker points but a nice 54 from GD coupled with a ridiculous run of about 18 consecutive clean sheets salvaged the week for Bati but what a beatable total for Tree as the Dutchman only manages to score 138, the lowest so far!
    So effectively to defeat Bati Tree needed to better Ian’s total of 144, but he suffered a setback by not unlocking the goalkeeper or midfield targets. Still a chance though as PSG allow opportunities for goals and therefore goal difference.  Sadly though it fell apart a bit for Tree as simply put it took far too long to complete the striker targets. February came along by the time the 3rd was ticked off, and this only gave him 15 games for Giuseppe Rossi to make a mark and he could just manage 9 goals. Over 100GD was needed now and it was just too much left to do as Tree could only muster 85 points this week and we won’t be seeing him in the playoffs. This encounter could still end in a draw however, as there’s no-one separating the two in the weekly standings at this point.
    Crashhart - 239 smoggy90 - 154 Kanegan - 149 Ian - 144 BatiGoal - 138 Mr Tree - 85 Now the all important result of the week, 155 or more for @MikeF and he’ll be taking that final playoff spot, but less than that and it’s 90% Smog who leapfrogs him at the death. PSG was the choice of club as it was for most people but there was no points from the goalkeeper as Mike couldn’t get all 3 targets done. As expected though there was no issues in the defender and striker section, 35 goals from Schahin and 49GD points gave him a running score of... You guessed it 154! Exactly the same as Smoggy, and since neither completed all 12 targets it would go to league points and Smog had more!! So effectively it all came down to whether Mike could do what his opponent couldn’t and unlock the midfielder section...
    And yes he did! With plenty of time to spare as well allowing him 13 assists and 39 extra points. So Mike beats Smoggy and takes 4th spot. Well done to him.
    Crashhart - 239 MikeF - 193 smoggy90 - 154 Kanegan - 149 Ian - 144 BatiGoal - 138 Mr Tree - 85 Mike getting the job done meant that @Woody couldn’t qualify regardless of what he did. However we now turn our attention back to the top of the table where it’s arguably now Crash in pole position! These were the permutations:
    If Woody scored 139 or more - Crash finishes top of the pile.
    If Woody scored 138 or less - Ian wins the league phase.
    Unfortunately that’s where the excitement ends as Woody didn’t submit due to personal reasons. So Ian hangs on at the top and Crash is potentially denied top spot right at the death.
    Crashhart - 239 MikeF - 193 smoggy90 - 154 Kanegan - 149 Ian - 144 BatiGoal - 138 Mr Tree - 85 Woody - 0/DL Results Recap
    MikeF 3-2 smoggy90, Mr Tree 0-1 BatiGoal, Woody 0-1 Ian, Crashhart 3-2 Kanegan.
    And that’s that! Congratulations to @Ian who finishes top of the league after 7 weeks of competition. He will face @MikeF in the semi finals who qualified in 4th, whilst 2nd place @Crashhart will face 3rd place @BatiGoal in the other semi.
    @smoggy90 and @Mr Tree miss out on the playoffs but finish in a respectable 5th and 6th place, whilst @Woody finishes in 7th with @Kanegan ending in 8th.
    Here’s the final table.

    Thanks to everyone who has followed and participated in this over the 7 weeks, I hope it has been as enjoyable for you as it has for myself and @Foxy to run. The final standings don’t really do justice to how tight the competition was as 5 of you could still qualify going into the final week!
    For the remaining four all still in with a chance of glory though your hard work will start next week. Here is the route to the title...

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    BatiGoal got a reaction from ThomW12 in 1000 Goals With A Bunch Of Amateurs   
    - Update 29 -
     
    Regen Amateur: Adama "Afterburner" Doumbia
    275 gls left to score and our next rubbish rookie has massive plans to bring us a giant step closer to the finishline with a leap of ludicrous proportions. It's our very first of four amateurs from the Dutchlands so there's slack to be cut and cheese to be consumed. A cube of Old Amsterdam anyone? 
    BG: I'm taking no guesses. 
    Adama: Sorry? 
    BG: Afterburner? 
    Adama: Ah yes, Afterburner, makes total sense.
    BG: Convince me. 
    Adama: It's an auxiliary burner fitted to the exhaust system of a turbojet engine to increase thrust.
    BG: You a fucking plane? 
    Adama: Well, what it does is it expands exhaust gases and increases the thrust of a jet engine by 50%.
    BG: Thrust?
    Adama: Violent lunges. 
    BG: You got one up yours, yes?
    Adama: Incredible loud gases with such a propulsive force and velocity.. 
    BG: ..that it enables you to accelerate the shit out of everyone? 
    Adama: Yes. Quite literally, Boss.
     

    Half a star tho retrained to natural ST. Let's fly!

    7-0! There's bound to be a goal for Doumbia, no?

    A brace of misses to remind us of his true colors.
    Another 7-0 smashing! And we're +1 closer to the end.
     
    Just like the previous pawn, "Afterburner" propelled us a mere 15 goals further than when we started. Can't say I'm surprised anymore. The amateurs, the real ones, have been ok-ish for me. Not great but conform the expectations. These regens are of better shit skills, quality poop players to leave less to one's imagination, so we're in for a true challenge when it comes to firing the ball between to opposition's post.. and crossbar. 
    As things stands:
    Total Amateur Games: 849
    Total Amateur Goals: 740/1000
    Amateur Gls/M Ratio: 0.87
     
    Prediction Battle 1/4 (reward: a "fan") 
    ThomW12 - 15/80 gls Kanegan - 15/75 gls Rob - 15/65 gls Cockers2505 - 15/60 gls mattydisc - 15/59 gls SirSpankorama - 15/58 gls  
    Next up: Daniel Vázquez (club: 🇳🇱 Heinenoord)
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    BatiGoal got a reaction from Titjes in 1000 Goals With A Bunch Of Amateurs   
    - Update 30 -
     
    Regen Amateur: Daniel "V" Vázquez
    260 gls left to score and our next disastrous donkey has spent the last 2 hours going through available shirt numbers for a lucky pick. It's our second of four amateurs from the lowlands so let's see how low we manage to score this time. 
    BG: V? 
    Daniel: No, not V. 
    BG: What's the V for? 
    Daniel: It isn't a V. 
    BG: Dude, 3 seconds in and you're already an annoying little cu.. 
    Daniel: Wait, let me explain.
    BG: More backward riddles and you're marking lines on football pitches for the next six months. 
    Daniel: It's a 5.
    BG: The V is a 5?
    Daniel: Yes, the Roman numeral system that originated in ancient Rome and remained the usual way of writing numbers well into the late Middle Ages.
    BG: I couldn't give a toss. 
    Daniel: Well, it's my lucky shirt number. I need to have it. 
    BG: The 5? 
    Daniel: No, I mean yes, but numbered as a 'V' please. 
    BG: Is that what you spent 2 hours in dressing room for? Looking for a 'V'? 
    Daniel: Yes, Boss. 
    BG: No one wants you on the pitch without your lucky letter more than I do. Keep looking. 
     

    One and a half star + primary attributes in the blue. Some amateur!!! 

    16gls in the first 20 games. He's already bettered "Afterburner's" tally. 

    Almost a disastrous miss in 95th min but secured the 14th straight CL in ET eventually. 

    8 Porto players in the TOTY and "V" is one of them. Some praise. 

    Finally a regen amateur that's hitting numbers of a real player. In the end maybe not as surprising as he showed from the start that he had no intention of continuing the momentum of his fellow regens. What's maybe even more surprising is that I can only remember getting 2-3 penalties this half season, whereas most other players have gotten 10 or so. With a little more luck "V"'d be on 30+ gls - imagine the numbers if he'd found his "#5" shirt - but 24 is a fine return at this point, which lifts us over the 750-goal mark. 
     
    As things stand:
    Total Amateur Games: 881
    Total Amateur Goals: 764/1000
    Amateur Gls/M Ratio: 0.87
     
    Prediction Battle 2/4 (reward: something with letters) 
    ThomW12 - 39/80 gls Kanegan - 39/75 gls Rob - 39/65 gls Cockers2505 - 39/60 gls mattydisc - 39/59 gls SirSpankorama - 39/58 gls  
    Up Next: Horacio Nadjack (club: 🇳🇱 SteDoCo)
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    BatiGoal reacted to Kanegan in Champions Streak Challenge   
    Sure we will see you but dont expect to stay near the top for long. 😂
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    BatiGoal reacted to Kun Aguero in Scoring Streaks   
    Scoring Streaks
    With Cristiano Ronaldo equalizing Gabriel Batistuta and Fabio Quagliarella's 11 games goal-streak last weekend, a question arise, can he break some of the greatest scoring streaks in football history? It won't be easy in real life, but it may be a walk in the park for FMM addicts. Before we get into the challenge, here's some of the best goal-streaks record in Europe's top leagues.
    5. Jamie Vardy - 11 (England)

    Jamie Vardy's story had been a football "fairy tale", playing for non-league side Fleetwood Town in 2012, and being Premier League winners as well as second highest scorer in the league in 2016. Jamie Vardy also had an impressive record under his name, scoring in 11 consecutive Premier League games, breaking Van Nistelrooy's 10 games record. 
    4. Gabriel Batistuta/Fabio Quagliarella/Cristiano Ronaldo - 11 (Italy)

    A record shared by 3 players, with Cristiano Ronaldo joining "Batigol" and 36 years old Quagliarella. "Batigol"'s record was set in the 1994/95 campaign with Fiorentina, where he scored in all Fiorentina's opening 11 games, which is also a record never been beaten since. Meanwhile, Fabio Quaglirella's record was set just last season with Sampdoria, with the 36 years old winning the Serie A Golden Boot the same season with 26 goals. 
    3. Serge Masnaghetti - 13 (France)

    In contrast with the "fresh" record in Italy, the goal-streak record in France was set almost 60 years ago, by Serge Masnaghetti in Valenciennes, which had been a relatively unknown name compared to the other record holders. The ex-Valenciennes forward scored in 13 consecutive league games during the 1962/63 season. What made this even more impressive was that his club only finished ninth in the standings. The French striker ended the campaign with 35 goals in his name. 
    2. Gerd Muller - 16 (Germany)

    Gerd Muller aka "Der Bomber" was Germany's greatest striker in history. The German striker that spent most of his career with Bayern Munich, set the Bundesliga goal-streak record in 1969/70, when he scored in 16 consecutive league games. 
    1. Lionel Messi - 21 (Spain)

    How could there be a goal-scoring record without Lionel Messi. The Barcelona superstar began his historic goal run with a brace against RCD Mallorca in mid-November during the 2012/13 season. He even came off the bench with a thigh injury to score against Real Betis in matchday 34. His 21 goal-streak record was so far ahead of the previous record in Spain, set by Ronaldo in 1997/98 when he scored in 10 consecutive games.
    Enough of history, let's hop into the challenge part.
     
    The Challenge
    Since FMM only allow up to 4 leagues loaded, the challenge will only involve 4 of the 5 records stated above,where you will have to break the record one by one moving from one league to another.
    Stage 1 : England
    What made Vardy's record so special is that he's still playing in a non-league side 4 years before he set the 11 goal-streak record. Your challenge will be to emulate his fairy tale by using a non-league striker.
    1. Join any Premier League side.
    2. Sign a striker from a non-league side (Vanarama National League) which will be your main man.
    3. Have your main man scoring in at least 12 consecutive games to surpass Vardy's record.
    Stage 2 : Italy
    Jamie Vardy's record is all about how he went from non-league football to Premier League winners, while the record in Italy is about age. Fabio Quaglirella's record was set when he's 36 years old, while Cristiano Ronaldo equalized it at the age of 35 years old, though Batistuta was much younger when he set the record with Fiorentina. Your challenge will be to surpass the record in Italy with an oldie.
    1. Leave England and join any Serie A side.
    2. Sign or use a striker 33 years old or above already in your team as your main man.
    3. Have your main man scoring in at least 12 consecutive games to surpass the record in Italy.
    Stage 3 : France/Germany
    In Stage 3, you will be able to choose between France or Germany to continue your journey. In France, you will have to choose a team which is out of the Top 5 and surpass Masnaghetti's 13 games record, while in Germany, you can use any team but will have to surpass Gerd Muller's 16 games record.
    1. Leave Italy and join a Ligue 1/Bundesliga side. (The Ligue 1 side must be out of the Top 5 in the previous season, while the Bundesliga side can be any team)
    2. Sign or use a French/German striker (French if you choose Ligue 1/German if you choose Bundesliga) already in your team as your main man.
    3. Have your main man scoring in at least 14 (France)/17 (Germany) consecutive games to surpass the record in France/Germany.
    Stage 4 : Spain
    After beating the record in 3 nations, you have now unlock the final stage which will be Spain where you need to beat the 21 games record set by Lionel Messi. 
    1. Leave France/Germany and join any La Liga side.
    2. Sign or use any player already in your team as your main man.
    3. Have your main man scoring in at least 22 consecutive games to surpass Messi's record.
    Challenge completed as soon as you surpassed Messi's record in Spain. Easy yeah?
     
    Brief Summary :
    1. Load England, Italy, France/Germany and Spain.
    2. Start your journey in England with any Premier League side.
    3. You are only allowed to move clubs when you have completed the challenge in that particular nation. You can leave as soon as you surpass the record or wait till a suitable time/club.
    4. Usual challenge rules (No unlockables, badges and reputations are allowed)
    5. Have fun!
     
    Leaderboard
    The main leaderboard will be sorted by number of seasons used to complete the entire challenge, while 5 separate leaderboard will be sorted by the goal-streaks in each nation.
    Main Leaderboard
    England
    Italy
    France
    Germany
    Spain
     
    Let me know what you think about the challenge and thanks for reading! 
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    BatiGoal reacted to Kanegan in Champions Streak Challenge   
    The Champions Streak Challenge
    A pretty straightforward challenge. This is applicable for the UEFA Champions League. Real Madrid won it 5 times back to back between 1956 - 1960. Ajax and Bayern Munich have done 3 in a row. How many can you win??
    This can be done as a side challenge to your careers. You need to post your longest streak of winning the Champions League. Can you beat Real's 5??
    Rules 
      No cheating of any kind. eg. reloading, pre game or in game editors.
    Load any and as many leagues in any country's as you wish.
    You need to show me the trophy cabinet where it shows the no of successive CL titles you have won. This is only for the UCL so any other continental competitions don't qualify. Also you can post proof as a career (this can be a single post showing all the relevant screenshots) and remember to tag me so you can be added to the leaderboard.
     
    2020 Leaderboard
     
    2019 Leaderboard
    1. @Ian - Ajax - 15 (2026 - 2040)
    1. @Foxy - Barcelona - 15 (2019 - 2033)
    2. VibeCommunity - Tottenham - 12 (2019 - 2030)
    3. @MikeF - Bayern Munich - 11(2031-2041)
    4. @Kanchelskis1878 - AC Milan - 10 (2024-2033)
    4. @Kanegan - Roma - 10 (2019 - 2028)
    5. @Kanegan - Sporting - 9 (2030 - 2038)
    6. @Mr Tree - Legia Warsaw - 6 (2033-2038)
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    BatiGoal got a reaction from ThomW12 in 1000 Goals With A Bunch Of Amateurs   
    - Update 29 -
     
    Regen Amateur: Adama "Afterburner" Doumbia
    275 gls left to score and our next rubbish rookie has massive plans to bring us a giant step closer to the finishline with a leap of ludicrous proportions. It's our very first of four amateurs from the Dutchlands so there's slack to be cut and cheese to be consumed. A cube of Old Amsterdam anyone? 
    BG: I'm taking no guesses. 
    Adama: Sorry? 
    BG: Afterburner? 
    Adama: Ah yes, Afterburner, makes total sense.
    BG: Convince me. 
    Adama: It's an auxiliary burner fitted to the exhaust system of a turbojet engine to increase thrust.
    BG: You a fucking plane? 
    Adama: Well, what it does is it expands exhaust gases and increases the thrust of a jet engine by 50%.
    BG: Thrust?
    Adama: Violent lunges. 
    BG: You got one up yours, yes?
    Adama: Incredible loud gases with such a propulsive force and velocity.. 
    BG: ..that it enables you to accelerate the shit out of everyone? 
    Adama: Yes. Quite literally, Boss.
     

    Half a star tho retrained to natural ST. Let's fly!

    7-0! There's bound to be a goal for Doumbia, no?

    A brace of misses to remind us of his true colors.
    Another 7-0 smashing! And we're +1 closer to the end.
     
    Just like the previous pawn, "Afterburner" propelled us a mere 15 goals further than when we started. Can't say I'm surprised anymore. The amateurs, the real ones, have been ok-ish for me. Not great but conform the expectations. These regens are of better shit skills, quality poop players to leave less to one's imagination, so we're in for a true challenge when it comes to firing the ball between to opposition's post.. and crossbar. 
    As things stands:
    Total Amateur Games: 849
    Total Amateur Goals: 740/1000
    Amateur Gls/M Ratio: 0.87
     
    Prediction Battle 1/4 (reward: a "fan") 
    ThomW12 - 15/80 gls Kanegan - 15/75 gls Rob - 15/65 gls Cockers2505 - 15/60 gls mattydisc - 15/59 gls SirSpankorama - 15/58 gls  
    Next up: Daniel Vázquez (club: 🇳🇱 Heinenoord)
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    BatiGoal got a reaction from PriZe in 1000 Goals With A Bunch Of Amateurs   
    - Update 27 -
     
    Amateur Player 27: "Million" Miles Thomas
    "Flip Flap" did really nice softening the pain "Dracula" had caused us FMM months earlier. With some unamateuristically consistent performances he brought us back on track with 26 gls to show for. This flipflaps us on 684 gls flipped in and 316 flapped out. And we move on with haste. Next Amateur - > from Welsh club: Caerau Ely - player #27: "Million" Miles Thomas.
    BG: I suppose you think you're a 'One in a Million' player?
    Miles: no, not me.
    BG: that's the best thing I've heard in a million years, hehe, get it?
    Miles: well, it's kinda true though.
    BG: fuck, here we go.
    Miles: no, wait, it's true in the sense that I make "once in a million years" stuff happen.
    BG: and that's the worst in a million. How quickly things change.
    Miles: can I make you a "million years stuff" promise?
    BG: no.
    Miles: I'm going to score you a million goals.
    BG: as in a 'one' with six 'zeros'?
    Miles: yes, Boss.
    BG: Sigh, I can think of 1,000,000 reasons why I shouldn't have signed you, Miles.
     
    Before

    After

    Technical Attributes - nothing. Most likely due to the fact that I've put him on light intensity training. Low stamina thus he needed every rest he could get to increase pitch minutes. 
    Mental Attributes - nothing noteworthy to report here. Yes, Movement did shoot up from 5 to 6 but that pretty much means nothing. Taking rests took the priority over insignificant skill bumps. 
    Physical Attributes - as we've come to be accustomed to by now, nothing noteworthy to report here either. Perfect. Plan clearly worked as he's missed very few minutes, despite Stamina 9.

    Some showing up here. Two! braces. One of goals and the other of missed penalties. Shame as this could've been a killer night with 4 gls. Not in a million years I suppose. 

    Lovely brace to seal a fine derby win over Boavista. A 12th straight win brings the fans joy and bragging rights up until our next Invicta clash. 

    You think a brace of missed penalties was bad, how about a hattrick of 'em. Yup, "Million" does do his name justice by showing us "not in a million years" stuff. Unfortunately it's the kind I rather not be any part of. 

    I've stopped dreaming unrealistically big with these amateur people so I'm taking however many numbers they can give to the cause. "Million" didn't quite score the million as promised, only 999,974 gls short, but 26 will do just fine. And with these goals we've passed the 700-goal mark with real amateur players. That's a decent achievement in itself I suppose. That leaves us slightly under 300 gls for regen amateurs to score and bring us the total of a 1,000.
    Thanks for the views and see you back for Update 28 with the first amateur regen in this career.
     
    Current standings:
    *Due to amateur clubs promoting to/relegating from divisions or earning (semi-)professional status as we progress - the original list of 48 amateur clubs in DB will be updated.
    Amateur Players
    Salim Aïssa "The Sleeper" - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Queen's Park: 19 gls Christian "The Curveball" Nissen - 🇩🇰 Aarhus Fremad: 25 gls Ryan "Half-time" Hudson - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Undy Athletic: 24 gls Nuno "Nut-Cracker" Martins - 🇵🇹 Paredes: 28 gls Malthe "Mind games" Boesen - 🇩🇰 Brabrand IF: 21 gls Lewis "Lewandowski" Iles - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Cwmbran Celtic: 27 gls Diogo "Senhor🍷Port" Paixão - 🇵🇹 Vila Real: 32 gls William "Wasteful" Møller - 🇩🇰 FC Sydvest 05: 29 gls Fernando "Fingers" Carpegiani - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Corwen: 30 gls "Nostradamus" Neto - 🇵🇹 Alcochetense: 27 gls João Nuno "The Nutmeggee" - 🇵🇹 Eléctrico FC: 23 gls "Pea roller" Papalélé - 🇵🇹 AD Camacha: 27 gls Philip Stoustrup "Sitter" - 🇵🇹 Atlético Riachense: 28 gls José "Jaded" Peixoto - 🇵🇹 Alta de Lisboa: 29 gls "Yodeler" Younes Christiansen - 🇩🇰 Roskilde KFUM: 25 gls "Almost Epic" Edson Carvalho - 🇵🇹 CD Sobrado: 26 gls Davie "Dummy Runner" Galt - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Pontypridd Town: 19 gls Hircane "Hurricane" Graça - 🇵🇹 GD Bragança: 27 gls Beto "Boot it" Lopez - 🇵🇹 Aguia Vimioso:  30 gls Pedro "Sugar daddy" Soares - 🇵🇹 Pontassolense: 32 gls Russell "Chip shot" Currie - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Brickfield: 34 gls "Bob" Marley Farrell - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 STM Sports: 23 gls  James "Cracker" Cresser - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Denbigh: 25 gls Duarte "Fox in the Box" Ferreira - 🇩🇰 Boldklubben 1908: 29 gls "Dracula" Dominic Kwarasey - 🇩🇰 Naesby BK: 19 gls Viriato "Flip Flap" Fernandes - 🇵🇹 Amiense: 26 gls "Million" Miles Thomas - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Caerau Ely: 26 gls  
    Total Amateur Games: 786
    Total Amateur Goals: 710/1000
    Amateur Gls/M Ratio: 0.90
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    BatiGoal reacted to Mr Tree in 2020 Vibe Premier League   
    So yeah I didn't get all the targets - I had nine early on, but I won the first trophy in a penalty shootout 3-0 which was a bad sign!
    And I had Neymar as my midfielder, but I overlooked one crucial flaw in his Coach Report...

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    BatiGoal got a reaction from MohitMax Roy in FMM Begs Set Piece Instructions   
    A football manager game where the only corner instruction a manager is able to make is selecting the taker. No short corners, no second post options, no placing the ball on the edge of the box, no selecting our best headers, nor our most physically adept players. Nothing of the sort.
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    BatiGoal got a reaction from Kun Aguero in Turkish Delight - A Triple Threat Attempt   
    Looks like Chiesa comes in on a free in many people's careers, including mine. 
    A nice bump in total gls from your lads, looks like they're waking up 👍 
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    BatiGoal got a reaction from smoggy90 in The Bermuda Triangle - Triple Threat Attempt   
    Would be awesome to see all of them get a longterm injury. Say 10 months 😂 
    Anything for a good few minutes of fun. Goodluck defying that, O'Smog. 
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    BatiGoal got a reaction from ThomW12 in 1000 Goals With A Bunch Of Amateurs   
    - Update 29 -
     
    Regen Amateur: Adama "Afterburner" Doumbia
    275 gls left to score and our next rubbish rookie has massive plans to bring us a giant step closer to the finishline with a leap of ludicrous proportions. It's our very first of four amateurs from the Dutchlands so there's slack to be cut and cheese to be consumed. A cube of Old Amsterdam anyone? 
    BG: I'm taking no guesses. 
    Adama: Sorry? 
    BG: Afterburner? 
    Adama: Ah yes, Afterburner, makes total sense.
    BG: Convince me. 
    Adama: It's an auxiliary burner fitted to the exhaust system of a turbojet engine to increase thrust.
    BG: You a fucking plane? 
    Adama: Well, what it does is it expands exhaust gases and increases the thrust of a jet engine by 50%.
    BG: Thrust?
    Adama: Violent lunges. 
    BG: You got one up yours, yes?
    Adama: Incredible loud gases with such a propulsive force and velocity.. 
    BG: ..that it enables you to accelerate the shit out of everyone? 
    Adama: Yes. Quite literally, Boss.
     

    Half a star tho retrained to natural ST. Let's fly!

    7-0! There's bound to be a goal for Doumbia, no?

    A brace of misses to remind us of his true colors.
    Another 7-0 smashing! And we're +1 closer to the end.
     
    Just like the previous pawn, "Afterburner" propelled us a mere 15 goals further than when we started. Can't say I'm surprised anymore. The amateurs, the real ones, have been ok-ish for me. Not great but conform the expectations. These regens are of better shit skills, quality poop players to leave less to one's imagination, so we're in for a true challenge when it comes to firing the ball between to opposition's post.. and crossbar. 
    As things stands:
    Total Amateur Games: 849
    Total Amateur Goals: 740/1000
    Amateur Gls/M Ratio: 0.87
     
    Prediction Battle 1/4 (reward: a "fan") 
    ThomW12 - 15/80 gls Kanegan - 15/75 gls Rob - 15/65 gls Cockers2505 - 15/60 gls mattydisc - 15/59 gls SirSpankorama - 15/58 gls  
    Next up: Daniel Vázquez (club: 🇳🇱 Heinenoord)
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    BatiGoal got a reaction from ThomW12 in 1000 Goals With A Bunch Of Amateurs   
    That's a big call for these regens. The pressure is on. 
    Mounting pressure. But one never knows. Didn't think these faceless regens were deserving of the conversations like the real players, but I'll make sure to add it back. 
    Thanks big for the comment. 
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    BatiGoal reacted to ThomW12 in 1000 Goals With A Bunch Of Amateurs   
    Think I will have a go with 80, very optimistic I know! Enjoying the thread btw, especially the conversations with the players. 
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    BatiGoal got a reaction from smoggy90 in The Bermuda Triangle - Triple Threat Attempt   
    I've never really been big on ITN management altho I've done some entertaining ITN careers over the years. Very few in comparison tho, but this one's giving me a few ideas for what may come. 
    Kiu McSmog 👍 
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    BatiGoal got a reaction from Rob in 1000 Goals With A Bunch Of Amateurs   
    Thanks for the drops. Predictions so far:
    Rob - 65 gls mattydisc - 59 gls Cockers2505 - 0-49 gls no but 50-60 gls yes but then 60-99 gls no again and uhh everything covering 100+ yes.  SirSpankorama - 58 gls 😂 
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    BatiGoal got a reaction from Rob in 1000 Goals With A Bunch Of Amateurs   
    Thanks for the drops. Predictions so far:
    Rob - 65 gls mattydisc - 59 gls Cockers2505 - 0-49 gls no but 50-60 gls yes but then 60-99 gls no again and uhh everything covering 100+ yes.  SirSpankorama - 58 gls 😂 
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    BatiGoal reacted to Kanegan in 1000 Goals With A Bunch Of Amateurs   
    I would go for 75, an average of 19 goals apiece
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    BatiGoal reacted to Cockers2505 in 1000 Goals With A Bunch Of Amateurs   
    I reckon you will surpass the 50 mark, but a push to go any further than 60 IMO
    Still you are the master who surprises yourself, so 100+ could well be on the records 🤣
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    BatiGoal reacted to mattydisc in 1000 Goals With A Bunch Of Amateurs   
    I want to be optimistic, but I see 59 from this lot. At least the first two will be on the field once in a while. The kid could blossom in some senses, but with that 20 agg, is probably just going to be a low-rent Morelos-style red card magnet. Fun!
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    BatiGoal got a reaction from Titjes in Titjes: A 7 in 1 career [SEASON 9]   
    Steady going, Titter, I can see the finishline.......... I think 😂 
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    BatiGoal got a reaction from Mr Tree in 2020 Vibe Premier League   
    I'm still pretty sure your main thing is ME 🤣
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