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    BatiGoal reacted to Foxy in Woody and Ian's Record Store   
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    BatiGoal reacted to Woody in Woody and Ian's Record Store   
    WOODY & IAN'S RECORDS
     
    Hello and welcome to the new store. 
    After the 1st season of the store opening going better than expected i thought why not keep it open. 
    The problem was, due to Brexit alot of my immigrant staff jumped ship so i was put in abit of a pickle. Fortunately a Vibe investor reached out and offered to plough in some hard earned cash so we could keep the store afloat. 
    I would like to introduce my esteamed colleague Mr @Ian will be helping me to run the store for 2019/20 season.
    Last season saw some amazing records coming into the store with also lots being broken(the clean up was immense). 
    It was a little hard to keep track of hence Ian's help. We decided to purchase Bag of chips Mary's brothel next door to expand the store. This gave us ample room to split the store into 2 sections, a section for all those EME records and an OME section for those who like a more easier listen. 
    The store is open and awaiting records soon so please come in and take a look around. 
    The only rules which must be applied are all records must be cheat resistant, must come with graphical proof and once you bring your records into the store please let the staff know whether its OME or EME. 
    Thank you and best of luck. 
     
    EME RECORDS. 
    Fastest Goal: Di Santo (Regen): 13secs @Mr Tree
    Most penalties scored by one player in a game: 4 @GianniVesparinni
    Goal scored from furthest out: Mateo Kovacic (Own 6 Yard Box) @MohitMax Roy
    Most goals score by a single player in game: Raul De Tomas (7) @zaangie Rayan Cherki (7) @Joewins
    Most possession in a match: 80% @RPA123456
    Longest Penalty Shoot-out: 23 Pens @topline
    Most assists by a single player in a game: 6 (Vignato) @Scratch
    Fastest hat trick: 5 minutes @Titjes & @Mr Tree
    Most clear cut chances created in one game: 11 @Titjes
    Highest scoring game: 14 @Kun Aguero & @DutchTony
    Least league goals conceded over a 38 game campaign: 0 @MohitMax Roy
    Victory by biggest margin: 14-0 @DutchTony
    Victory by biggest margin with a clean sheet: 14-0 @DutchTony
    Most hat tricks in a single game: 3 @Titjes
    Consecutive league titles with more than one club: 6 titles, 6 clubs - @Kanegan
    Most shots without scoring: 27 @Nelsonhere112
    Most players sent off in a game whilst still winning: 2 @Foxy
    Most individual scorers in a match: 9 @malekhit
    Most World Coach of the Year awards won consecutively: 11 @Foxy
    Most Penalties Missed In a Game: 3 @smoggy90
    Most Passes from a single player in a game: 138 - Ander Herrera @Gandalf
    Lowest Goals Scored to Win a League: 59 @Kanegan
    Highest goal difference over a 34 game season: 149 @billy2shots
     
    OME RECORDS
    Most goals scored by a single player in a game: 9 (Salah) @danovic78
    Victory by biggest margin: 12-0 @danovic78
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    BatiGoal got a reaction from smoggy90 in ‘Hey Jude’ - A Strikerless 1k Attempt   
    Increasing numbers, that's what the boardmen, and Vibe, want to see. You've avoided the sack another season. Don't get sloppy now 😁 
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    BatiGoal got a reaction from smoggy90 in ‘Hey Jude’ - A Strikerless 1k Attempt   
    You owe it to the Dutch then 😁 
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    BatiGoal got a reaction from LFCMO_11 in Guardiola 17/18 with Blackburn Rovers (2-3-2-2-1)   
    I did enjoy the read as well, some nice thinking behind some of the choices you made. Hope it works for the people here. 
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    BatiGoal got a reaction from AndersJ in Picking My Captain Based On..   
    Right now I have 3 experienced players/starters with Leadership 19 and this Coelho guy I bought two seasons ago with 16, initially 4th in the pecking order. But like I said, almost half the team sees him as an inspired leader so would be foolish not to appoint him. 
    I understand the new signing pov, not giving extra responsibilities and pressure while they're settling into the team and before the adapting to playing style message disappears. 
    Good point, I take non-starters out of the equation as well.
    I just checked a few of my high leadership candidates and one of them sports this tends to struggle in big games thing. How odd would it be to appoint your captain with this negative trait. How much of this is true is a different question, but for my own realism of the game I can't give him the Captain's armband after seeing that message. He's out!
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    BatiGoal reacted to samhardy in FMM20 General Discussion   
    Actually this is always what I always hope happens whenever @BatiGoal is attempting a player challenge.
    The good old 11 month damaged spine is the best one though.
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    BatiGoal got a reaction from Kun Aguero in 1000 Goals With A Bunch Of Amateurs   
    - Final Update -
     
    Amateur #39: 🇬🇭 Kwesi Abbeyson
    I had a hard time scoring with this Defensive Full Back. I retrained him into a Wing Back to bump any attacking skills and manage an average number of 12 goals.
     
    Amateur #40: 🇰🇷 Byung-Keun Yoo
    Much bigger expectations on this S.Korean but his Shooting skill really killed it for us. Retrained to natural Striker made little difference and we managed 16 goals only.
     
    Amateur #41: 🇳🇬 Uche Igwe
    Finally a player with no red Shooting skill but couldn't play him in Striker position. He struggled to score from the flanks and his tally shows. We got a mediocre 14 goals in.
     
    Amateur #42: 🇸🇱 Alhassan Sankoh
    Another dreaded Full Back. In the process of being retrained into a natural Winger for any offensive attribute bumps, I'd like to think it helped up his tally: 13 goals.
     
    Amateur #43: 🇨🇻 Fidelmarx Tavares
    By far the player of this select six I'd been looking forward to the most. Low blue's turned into solid blue's and green. Fantastic amateur player with consistent performances. +28.
     
    Amateur #44: 🇸🇹 Dougouti David
    And we end this long but very enjoyable journey with a defender playing up front as a Target Man thanks to his Aerial and Strength. Missed games, still a fair 11 goals.
     
    Prediction Final Amateur Goal Tally:
    1036 gls - Ian 1030 gls - Titjes 1027 gls - Career tally 1022 gls - Jsavfc 1015 gls - Kanegan 1014 gls - Kanegan 1013 gls - Kanegan 1012 gls - Kanegan 1011 gls - Kanegan 1010 gls - Kanegan 1009 gls - Cockers2505 1004 gls - gunnersaur 1003 gls - smoggy90 0999 gls - Cockers2505 Congrats @Titjes you've won. Your prediction came closest, which means you've won the reward of having more of me in your future threads 😂 
     
    All 44 amateurs that featured in this career:
    Salim Aïssa "The Sleeper" - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Queen's Park: 19 gls Christian "The Curveball" Nissen - 🇩🇰 Aarhus Fremad: 25 gls Ryan "Half-time" Hudson - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Undy Athletic: 24 gls Nuno "Nut-Cracker" Martins - 🇵🇹 Paredes: 28 gls Malthe "Mind games" Boesen - 🇩🇰 Brabrand IF: 21 gls Lewis "Lewandowski" Iles - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Cwmbran Celtic: 27 gls Diogo "Senhor🍷Port" Paixão - 🇵🇹 Vila Real: 32 gls William "Wasteful" Møller - 🇩🇰 FC Sydvest 05: 29 gls Fernando "Fingers" Carpegiani - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Corwen: 30 gls "Nostradamus" Neto - 🇵🇹 Alcochetense: 27 gls João Nuno "The Nutmeggee" - 🇵🇹 Eléctrico FC: 23 gls "Pea roller" Papalélé - 🇵🇹 AD Camacha: 27 gls Philip Stoustrup "Sitter" - 🇵🇹 Atlético Riachense: 28 gls José "Jaded" Peixoto - 🇵🇹 Alta de Lisboa: 29 gls "Yodeler" Younes Christiansen - 🇩🇰 Roskilde KFUM: 25 gls "Almost Epic" Edson Carvalho - 🇵🇹 CD Sobrado: 26 gls Davie "Dummy Runner" Galt - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Pontypridd Town: 19 gls Hircane "Hurricane" Graça - 🇵🇹 GD Bragança: 27 gls Beto "Boot it" Lopez - 🇵🇹 Aguia Vimioso:  30 gls Pedro "Sugar daddy" Soares - 🇵🇹 Pontassolense: 32 gls Russell "Chip shot" Currie - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Brickfield: 34 gls "Bob" Marley Farrell - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 STM Sports: 23 gls  James "Cracker" Cresser - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Denbigh: 25 gls Duarte "Fox in the Box" Ferreira - 🇩🇰 Boldklubben 1908: 29 gls "Dracula" Dominic Kwarasey - 🇩🇰 Naesby BK: 19 gls Viriato "Flip Flap" Fernandes - 🇵🇹 Amiense: 26 gls "Million" Miles Thomas - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Caerau Ely: 26 gls Ewan Dey - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Goytre United: 15 gls Adama "Afterburner" Doumbia - 🇳🇱 N.E.C. Amateurs: 15 gls Daniel "V" Vázquez -  🇳🇱 Heinenoord: 24 gls Horacio "Hiccup" Nadjack -  🇳🇱 SteDoCo: 34 gls Henk "The Lion" Leeuwin -  🇳🇱 ONS Sneek: 18 gls "Roadrunner" Rodrigo Gomes - 🇺🇦 Tavria-Skif Rozdol: 22 gls Sezgin "Keane" Kolev - 🇧🇬 Akademik Sofia: 12 gls Dany "Voldemort" Evora - 🇫🇷 ES Haute-Goulaine: 10 gls Dimitris Karelis "The Knife" - 🇬🇷 Iraklis Thessalonikis: 33 gls "Oddball" Osian Brayley - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Taffs Well: 31 gls Aleen "The Pokemon Catcher" Pierre - 🇻🇮 Raymix: 9 gls Kwesi Abbeyson - 🇬🇭 Charity Stars: 12 gls Byung-Keun Yoo - 🇰🇷 FC KHT Academe: 16 gls Uche Igwe - 🇳🇬 Football College Abuja: 14 gls Alhassan Sankoh - 🇸🇱 FC Kallon: 13 gls Fidelmarx Tavares - 🇨🇻 Marítimo do Porto Novo: 28 gls Dougouti David - 🇸🇹 Bairros Unidos: 11 gls Total Amateur Player Goals: 1027 gls
    Total Amateur Games: 1297
    Amateur Gls/M Ratio: 0.79
     
    FC Porto Manager - 🇳🇱 BatiGoal

     
    Final Words:
    After 22 seasons, 44 amateur players and 1027 goals with amateur players, this challenge has come to an end. I've had this idea of scoring with just amateur players for a long long time, so I'm really delighted to finally cross this one off the list. Also, having picked amateurs from 16 different nations and 44 different amateur clubs has made it a little more fun and unique for myself. I highly recommend to everyone spending more FMM hours in the lowest tiers of football either managing amateur clubs or using amateur players in your careers and challenges. The much lesser used players and clubs gives this experience a nice unique feel and it's at the same time what kept me going for the past 3 months. At no point did I feel bored to complete this. 
    Of course a huge part of that is also down to you guys. Thanks BIG to everyone who's taken the time read and drop comments, even if it was only once, it's helped tremendously and hope to see everyone at the next one. Thanks Vibe! 👍
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    BatiGoal got a reaction from Kun Aguero in 1000 Goals With A Bunch Of Amateurs   
    - Final Update -
     
    Amateur #39: 🇬🇭 Kwesi Abbeyson
    I had a hard time scoring with this Defensive Full Back. I retrained him into a Wing Back to bump any attacking skills and manage an average number of 12 goals.
     
    Amateur #40: 🇰🇷 Byung-Keun Yoo
    Much bigger expectations on this S.Korean but his Shooting skill really killed it for us. Retrained to natural Striker made little difference and we managed 16 goals only.
     
    Amateur #41: 🇳🇬 Uche Igwe
    Finally a player with no red Shooting skill but couldn't play him in Striker position. He struggled to score from the flanks and his tally shows. We got a mediocre 14 goals in.
     
    Amateur #42: 🇸🇱 Alhassan Sankoh
    Another dreaded Full Back. In the process of being retrained into a natural Winger for any offensive attribute bumps, I'd like to think it helped up his tally: 13 goals.
     
    Amateur #43: 🇨🇻 Fidelmarx Tavares
    By far the player of this select six I'd been looking forward to the most. Low blue's turned into solid blue's and green. Fantastic amateur player with consistent performances. +28.
     
    Amateur #44: 🇸🇹 Dougouti David
    And we end this long but very enjoyable journey with a defender playing up front as a Target Man thanks to his Aerial and Strength. Missed games, still a fair 11 goals.
     
    Prediction Final Amateur Goal Tally:
    1036 gls - Ian 1030 gls - Titjes 1027 gls - Career tally 1022 gls - Jsavfc 1015 gls - Kanegan 1014 gls - Kanegan 1013 gls - Kanegan 1012 gls - Kanegan 1011 gls - Kanegan 1010 gls - Kanegan 1009 gls - Cockers2505 1004 gls - gunnersaur 1003 gls - smoggy90 0999 gls - Cockers2505 Congrats @Titjes you've won. Your prediction came closest, which means you've won the reward of having more of me in your future threads 😂 
     
    All 44 amateurs that featured in this career:
    Salim Aïssa "The Sleeper" - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Queen's Park: 19 gls Christian "The Curveball" Nissen - 🇩🇰 Aarhus Fremad: 25 gls Ryan "Half-time" Hudson - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Undy Athletic: 24 gls Nuno "Nut-Cracker" Martins - 🇵🇹 Paredes: 28 gls Malthe "Mind games" Boesen - 🇩🇰 Brabrand IF: 21 gls Lewis "Lewandowski" Iles - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Cwmbran Celtic: 27 gls Diogo "Senhor🍷Port" Paixão - 🇵🇹 Vila Real: 32 gls William "Wasteful" Møller - 🇩🇰 FC Sydvest 05: 29 gls Fernando "Fingers" Carpegiani - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Corwen: 30 gls "Nostradamus" Neto - 🇵🇹 Alcochetense: 27 gls João Nuno "The Nutmeggee" - 🇵🇹 Eléctrico FC: 23 gls "Pea roller" Papalélé - 🇵🇹 AD Camacha: 27 gls Philip Stoustrup "Sitter" - 🇵🇹 Atlético Riachense: 28 gls José "Jaded" Peixoto - 🇵🇹 Alta de Lisboa: 29 gls "Yodeler" Younes Christiansen - 🇩🇰 Roskilde KFUM: 25 gls "Almost Epic" Edson Carvalho - 🇵🇹 CD Sobrado: 26 gls Davie "Dummy Runner" Galt - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Pontypridd Town: 19 gls Hircane "Hurricane" Graça - 🇵🇹 GD Bragança: 27 gls Beto "Boot it" Lopez - 🇵🇹 Aguia Vimioso:  30 gls Pedro "Sugar daddy" Soares - 🇵🇹 Pontassolense: 32 gls Russell "Chip shot" Currie - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Brickfield: 34 gls "Bob" Marley Farrell - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 STM Sports: 23 gls  James "Cracker" Cresser - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Denbigh: 25 gls Duarte "Fox in the Box" Ferreira - 🇩🇰 Boldklubben 1908: 29 gls "Dracula" Dominic Kwarasey - 🇩🇰 Naesby BK: 19 gls Viriato "Flip Flap" Fernandes - 🇵🇹 Amiense: 26 gls "Million" Miles Thomas - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Caerau Ely: 26 gls Ewan Dey - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Goytre United: 15 gls Adama "Afterburner" Doumbia - 🇳🇱 N.E.C. Amateurs: 15 gls Daniel "V" Vázquez -  🇳🇱 Heinenoord: 24 gls Horacio "Hiccup" Nadjack -  🇳🇱 SteDoCo: 34 gls Henk "The Lion" Leeuwin -  🇳🇱 ONS Sneek: 18 gls "Roadrunner" Rodrigo Gomes - 🇺🇦 Tavria-Skif Rozdol: 22 gls Sezgin "Keane" Kolev - 🇧🇬 Akademik Sofia: 12 gls Dany "Voldemort" Evora - 🇫🇷 ES Haute-Goulaine: 10 gls Dimitris Karelis "The Knife" - 🇬🇷 Iraklis Thessalonikis: 33 gls "Oddball" Osian Brayley - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Taffs Well: 31 gls Aleen "The Pokemon Catcher" Pierre - 🇻🇮 Raymix: 9 gls Kwesi Abbeyson - 🇬🇭 Charity Stars: 12 gls Byung-Keun Yoo - 🇰🇷 FC KHT Academe: 16 gls Uche Igwe - 🇳🇬 Football College Abuja: 14 gls Alhassan Sankoh - 🇸🇱 FC Kallon: 13 gls Fidelmarx Tavares - 🇨🇻 Marítimo do Porto Novo: 28 gls Dougouti David - 🇸🇹 Bairros Unidos: 11 gls Total Amateur Player Goals: 1027 gls
    Total Amateur Games: 1297
    Amateur Gls/M Ratio: 0.79
     
    FC Porto Manager - 🇳🇱 BatiGoal

     
    Final Words:
    After 22 seasons, 44 amateur players and 1027 goals with amateur players, this challenge has come to an end. I've had this idea of scoring with just amateur players for a long long time, so I'm really delighted to finally cross this one off the list. Also, having picked amateurs from 16 different nations and 44 different amateur clubs has made it a little more fun and unique for myself. I highly recommend to everyone spending more FMM hours in the lowest tiers of football either managing amateur clubs or using amateur players in your careers and challenges. The much lesser used players and clubs gives this experience a nice unique feel and it's at the same time what kept me going for the past 3 months. At no point did I feel bored to complete this. 
    Of course a huge part of that is also down to you guys. Thanks BIG to everyone who's taken the time read and drop comments, even if it was only once, it's helped tremendously and hope to see everyone at the next one. Thanks Vibe! 👍
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    BatiGoal got a reaction from Gandalf in The Saviour Cometh   
    Those ingame challenges are also nice for tactics testing as one doesn't need to holiday thru pre-season just to get some games in. 
    The fixtures list looks unkind tho, you've got your work cut out for you, Ian. When was the last time you got the sack? I think I know when the next time is 😂 
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    BatiGoal got a reaction from smoggy90 in ‘Hey Jude’ - A Strikerless 1k Attempt   
    Already on 100+ gls with the 1K man 👍 both challenges well on track! 
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    BatiGoal reacted to smoggy90 in 1000 Goals With A Bunch Of Amateurs   
    1003 is my shout - good luck!
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    BatiGoal got a reaction from Kun Aguero in The "Myth" in China - Scoring With A Goalie (Season 4)   
    Quality stuff. Killing it, Kun. 
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    BatiGoal reacted to Ian in 1000 Goals With A Bunch Of Amateurs   
    I’m going a bit higher at 1036 as I have every faith in both you and those amateurs. 
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    BatiGoal got a reaction from Titjes in 1000 Goals With A Bunch Of Amateurs   
    Prediction Final Amateur Goal Tally:
    1036 gls - Ian 1030 gls - Titjes 1022 gls - Jsavfc 1015 gls - Kanegan 1014 gls - Kanegan 1013 gls - Kanegan 1012 gls - Kanegan 1011 gls - Kanegan 1010 gls - Kanegan 1009 gls - Cockers2505 1004 gls - gunnersaur 1003 gls - smoggy90 0999 gls - Cockers2505 0933 gls - current goal tally Still open to more predictions... 
     
    Thanks big, a couple of them completed already. Will post the final goal tally once all 6 amateurs have done their deed. Shouldn't take more than a few days ⚽ 
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    BatiGoal reacted to Titjes in 1000 Goals With A Bunch Of Amateurs   
    I would say around 1030 😉
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    BatiGoal got a reaction from Gandalf in The Battle of Bosses I   
    [ The Battle of Bosses I ]
     
    The majority of you have probably spent hours fighting a boss character in all sorts of video games. Contra, Altered Beast, Super Mario, Knightmare, Zelda, Final Fantasy and many more. These fights are commonly referred to as a boss fight or boss battle. Boss battles are generally seen at a climax of a particular section of the game, usually at the end of a level or stage, or guarding a specific objective; the boss enemy is generally far stronger than the opponents you have faced up to that point, and is usually faced solo. At times, bosses are very hard, even impossible, to defeat without being adequately prepared or knowing the correct fighting approach. Bosses take strategy and special knowledge to defeat, such as how to attack weak points or avoid specific attacks. In FMM terms it translates to outscoring each of the 5 Bosses you're going to be up against in a good ol'-fashioned Head-to-Head battle. But this H2H is going to be slightly different. Classic RPG style. Slightly imbalanced in terms of Boss Health and Boss Attack, as it should be. 5 seasons - 5 Boss Levels, each increasing in difficulty as you progress through the stages. Can't wait to see how badly you're going to do. 
     
    Objective - Take any team other than those of the Bosses you're up against + pick a designated player (also not from a Boss team as these are "locked") and beat all 5 Bosses (in order) in a classic Head to Head style battle. Each H2H battle lasts 1 season making this, potentially, a 5-season long career. You can ONLY score points with goals, however, Bosses have multiple ways of scoring points (see Boss Level spoiler for more info) Win, continue the game to level 2. Lose, and it's game over instantly. Try again! Go all the way to Boss Level 5 AND beat him to complete this challenge. Get defeated before you reach The Final Boss and all goals scored up till that point is your total tally for a humble leaderboard mention. 
     
    Rules:
    Badges: Yes, Unlockables: No You may use REAL players only! All your goals count except ITN gls NO buying players from "locked" Boss teams Defeat a Boss in order to "unlock" his team Have fun, be safe and goodluck!  
    Boss level 1 - The Necromantic Number 7
     
    Boss level 2 - The Master of Murder
     
    Boss level 3 - The Pole of Pain
     
    Boss level 4 - The Tyrannical Triple-Two
     
    Boss level 5 - The French Phantasm - The Final Boss
     
    Any questions feel free to ask. Goodluck!
     
    The Battle of Bosses I - Leaderboard
    1. 270 pts - danovic78 - Career link
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    BatiGoal got a reaction from danovic78 in The Battle of Bosses I   
    No more empty leaderboard here. Congrats @danovic78 you're the man to beat for now. 
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    BatiGoal got a reaction from Ashez in 1000 Goals With A Bunch Of Amateurs   
    - Update 38 -
     
    Real Amateur: Aleen "The Pokemon Catcher" Pierre 
    76 gls to go. That's all that's left to complete this challenge. Sounds like a little but can feel like a lot upon learning of my next goalscorer. A real Goalkeeper who spent his entire 18y career on the US Virgin Islands "playing" - benching more like - for 3 clubs. Having only played 2! games during nearly 2 decades, makes him the perfect candidate to be next on the list. Expectations isn't a word I feel comfortable writing right now.
    BG: Welcome to the best club in the world. No questions and get ready for training. 
    Aleen: Question. 
    BG: No god#$&n questions, get changed now! 
    Aleen: Important question. 
    BG: I pray for your life it is. 
    Aleen: Are there rare Pokemons to catch around here? 
    BG: You did NOT ask me that. 
    Aleen: That's why I left lovely US Virgin Islands for, caught all the Pokemons there. 
    BG: The only Pokemon you'll be catching is me if you don't obey my word on these grounds. 
    Aleen: I'm looking for a shiny Magikarp, looked everywhere on the Islands but no win. 
    BG: Have you looked up your chair cheeks? 
    Aleen: Oh and Farfetch'd, need that one as well, I've come to Europe for these two reasons only. 
    BG: Look, I'm not gonna murder you. No matter how hard you try. We've got games to play, you're not sitting on the bench and catching Pokemorons for your entire football career. 
    Aleen: I'm in the team? For real? 
    BG: Yes, starting eleven. 
    Aleen: Oh my PokeGod, but who's going to catch my rarest Pokebuddies then. 
    BG: Think I can work something out. 
    Aleen: You know a master catcher? Someone who knows, feels, smells, breathes, Pokemon? And explores every last inch of the globe to find the most legendary and rarest of all my PokeChildren? 
    BG: I do. He's THE best. You just focus 100% on football. 
    Aleen: Oh thanks, I will. Can't thank you enough. Thank you - Thank you!
    BG: @Ashez got scout work for ya.

    My second GK-Striker this career and I still haven't figured out what to look for in these men. Don't think I ever will. I suppose I like the greens? And I keep looking at the Shooting attribute that isn't there. Playing GKs as Forwards feels so wrong, don't think I could do it often tbh. But hey, anything to add a new nation. Especially one like the US Virgin Islands.
    Here's a collection, a small collection, of "The Pokemon Catcher's" goals. A few in the domestic Cups, a small number in the league and a fair amount in the CL. Including one in the final vs Leverkusen for our 18th straight win. So we got 9 gls in half a season. That's 1 less than "Voldemort", good enough for me.

    No goals recorded here but we can add 9 PokeGoals to our total. In 24 games that's probably an expected tally for a "between the posts" guy. We're now on 933/1000. Only 67 gls left but if the next amateurs are no better at scoring than catching cartoons, this career could last another 3-4 seasons. 
    As things stand:
    Total Amateur Games: 1120
    Total Amateur Goals: 933/1000
    Amateur Gls/M Ratio: 0.83
  20. Funny
    BatiGoal got a reaction from El Sheim in FMM 20 Chairman Game (Matchweek 12)   
    😂 For all we know, Pavlidis could turn into an FMM God! 
  21. Shocked
    BatiGoal reacted to Kun Aguero in The "Myth" in China - Scoring With A Goalie (Season 4)   
    Thanks guys!
    At least mine still stay between the post 😉
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    BatiGoal reacted to gunnersaur in 1000 Goals With A Bunch Of Amateurs   
    Doing well ... keep it up 
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    BatiGoal got a reaction from smoggy90 in ‘Hey Jude’ - A Strikerless 1k Attempt   
    Crazy improvements for the guys, especially Dembélé Crossing and Shooting +4, and Movement +5 among others. Very nice. Is that on regular training? 
    Great start, Smøg!
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    BatiGoal got a reaction from Titjes in 1000 Goals With A Bunch Of Amateurs   
    - Update 37 -
     
    Regen Amateur: "Oddball" Osian Brayley
    107 gls to score in this career and this time I've gone with a player from a club I've been wanting to add to the list forever. Reason - just love the name 🙂 so I better hurry up before we reach our goal. It's a Welsh club.
    BG: You the Oddball, eh? 
    Osian: 🙃
    BG: You like being the class clown? 
    Osian: 🤡
    BG: F#$&ing weirdo we got here today? 
    Osian: 🤠
    BG: Go goofballing the tea lady, John Wayne.
    Osian: 🙊
    BG: Get your dumb psycho ass out of my chamber.
    Osian: 💩

    Any guesses why I picked this lad? Thought so, he looks nothing like an amateur (cost: €2.5K). This is him at the end of his spell so he looks very good already and still with more room for improvement at his new club, wherever that may be. Three stars and some really fine numbers for a supposedly "bottom of the pile" player. 

    From Welshlands in JD Cymru South division. Taffs Well a.k.a The Well Of @Taff. Gotta love some of those club names. Also, brave choice for an away kit. If I ever decide to bring an amateur club to the top this may be the one. 

    His attribute numbers don't lie. He's been a really decent menace up front and FCP in red felt every inch of it. A hattrick from the "Oddball" in blue. 

    There's our blue star again breaking the orange wall with another hattrick. Not sure what this guy was doing all that time in the amateur division. He's definitely got game and deserves a shot in a higher division. 

    A double penalty (still gotta score 'em) for his third hattrick. I'm really enjoying playing a proper forward up front again. Yes, because my previous players were shit. And another yes, because looking at my current shortlist I noticed I've got a GK coming on next 😂 from a 10th unique nation. 

    Nice chunk of games to our boy led to a good return. A tally of 31 is to be cherished in these dire times. As mentioned moments ago, I've had non-STs not long ago and there's one awaiting next, so having players score 30+ gls in half season is a rarity these days. So for now let's enjoy the moment and add "Oddball's" goals to our career total, which brings us well over 900 goals. 
     
    As things stand:
    Total Amateur Games: 1096
    Total Amateur Goals: 924/1000
    Amateur Gls/M Ratio: 0.84
  25. Funny
    BatiGoal got a reaction from Scratch in Scratch Goes Crazy: 2KC✔️ + 1KC❌ + Assists 1KC✔️ [Done]   
    An "amateur" with nearly 650 gls is exempt from doing those tedious "fanzone" dialogues 😉 
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