Credit to @Ashez for the original idea  Short version: we're going from the southernmost club in Britain to (hopefully) the northernmost, changing jobs when our designated striker earns enough miles for us to move - a goal a mile!   CLARIFICATIONS   664 miles. So that's at least 22 goals per season over 30 years, and frankly we'll almost certainly be taking an indirect route so... God knows how close we'll get! But I'm willing to give it a go!   CONFESS