Off Topic FMHVibe Rap Olympics 2011

[JeffreyA]

The meaning used to be happy, then the meaning was 'stupified'.

[Jens]

When I read the Green Knight, I thought it was used more to describe someone or a mood as cheerful

either way, nice rap Jeff

[JeffreyA]

I prefer poetry (my english teacher says I have GOD GIVEN talent) but I do like the odd rap battle

[United58]

If people have dropped out, I'm willing to step in for a laugh

Ok you can take Dylan's place, you're up now

Edit: no you're not, it's still Josh's turn

[JeffreyA]

Woot William has joined the battles!

[Franco]

Cheers

Ohhhhh Wait I just saw what you made bigger. :lol: There cool on you Franco

That's better. There's never anything wrong with curls, especially my luscious locks.

[Ollie]

This my rap, it's called 'Ollie'

Ollie as we know him,

Or maybe Oliver Sparling

His favourite drink, its called Carling!

But most of the time he's just off his face,

He's losing the race,

Throwing up all over the place!

Spencer, Richard or Eoin

You can fill a psych ward with these personalities

And nothing will even show

Yeah, in fact I do know, Bob...

Man, these rappers remind me of that kid that falls off the log on YouTube into the creek.

It's as easy as breathin' for me to combine with the rhythm,

And I'm thinkin' that it's time that we hit 'em.

I been making music ever since I was a mini tyke,

Since you started rockin' a babies trike,

Spent many busy nights tryna get it tight,

Rappers tryna give advice, but the price isn't right.

You know what, I think I'm done for the night.

[United58]

William, Dylan's still in so unfortunately I can't fit you in Also Dylan your verse doesn't count as Josh is first

[Jayze]

Spencer, Richard or Eoin

You can fill a psych ward with these personalities

And nothing will even show

Yeah, in fact I do know, Bob...

Man, these rappers remind me of that kid that falls off the log on YouTube into the creek.

It's as easy as breathin' for me to combine with the rhythm,

And I'm thinkin' that it's time that we hit 'em.

I been making music ever since I was a mini tyke,

Since you started rockin' a babies trike,

Spent many busy nights tryna get it tight,

Rappers tryna give advice, but the price isn't right.

You know what, I think I'm done for the night.

Well that wasnt gay...........

[Jens]

I present to you:

The awesomeness of Patrick

Patrick,

you bag of wheed, you Irish scum,

I wouldn't steal from you, you dumbass bum.

I wouldn't bully you, I wouldn't cheat

I would kiss you, you would meet

The dark side of fame, the dirty game

Although you would still be Irish, that stays the same.

Oh what a pity, what a shame

You just lost the Game.

[JeffreyA]

I just lost the game too :mad: JENS!!!!!

[United58]

Before I post my disowning of Jens, I'd like to say William is back in unfortunately Dylan is out

[Ollie]

I am sooo confused on that part :lol:

[United58]

Same :lol:

[Dylan]

I pulled out :angry: so leave me alone :unsure:

:lol:

[United58]

As a side note, you can keep going with your rap battles, they don't all have to finish together

[Franco]

I pulled out :angry: so leave me alone :unsure:

:lol:

Well you don't want her to get pregnant now.

[United58]

Before you quit, surrender or submit,

I'd like to point out - without a doubt -

Your rap's like Belgium - full of shit,

Tried to diss me through song yet spelled 'weed' wrong

You're like a pathetic unpoetic schizophrenic

Your thought process disintegrated

As you kissed me and masturbated

Ended up in court, long-short - castrated,

Your lawyer couldn't debate it

Now your penis - you can't inflate it

Tarraing mo liathróidí - translate it!

[William]

Patiently waiting for JoshFMH to release his verse before I tear him to shreds

[Jens]

Before you quit, surrender or submit,

I'd like to point out - without a doubt -

Your rap's like Belgium - full of shit,

Tried to diss me through song yet spelled 'weed' wrong

You're like a pathetic unpoetic schizophrenic

Your thought process disintegrated

As you kissed me and masturbated

Ended up in court, long-short - castrated,

Your lawyer couldn't debate it

Now your penis - you can't inflate it

Tarraing mo liathróidí - translate it!

Y u no know,

that Talent can show

with or without

you at the heart of my doubt

I don't need no bullshit language

In Dutch you would vanish

Take your dick and manage

What you didn't manage before

Go find you a woman who's not your mother

Go find another whore

You may not get the poetic relevance,

But that just shows your ignorance

Suck on that

[United58]

You have as much poetic relevance as Family Guy

You can do much better, go on, try,

I'm harder to kill than Gaddafi and Osama

Fuck, they're both dead - oh, the trauma! - curse Obama

I'm real, you're acting - call it drama

Do your words even rhyme? You've a long way to climb

To reach my shadow - into the ring

Wait for the bell - hear the ding,

I'm onto you faster than lightning

Round I go, patiently stalking

By the end you'll be like Steven Hawking -

Slurring your speech and trouble walking

[Jens]

Here goes nothing

You act like Norris,

but truth is less.

You'd be out witted by Lessing,

Doris knows you're a mess.

You might be black on the inside,

go ask Coetzee,you've nowhere to hide.

The Green Knight will find you,

you'll lose your gay,

you lose your gay, lose your way.

No one rhymes like I do,

when you rhyme, keep me a loo.

I'll puke to your face, I solemnly swear

Now you're the one with the cross to bear.

I'm outta here

Love to Patrick!

[United58]

I'm the greatest to ever bear a cross

Except for Beckham - oh Christ!

How are my odds? Highly priced

My first verse alone would have sufficed

You're smaller than a quark,

Rhyme lamer than a dork

My appliance of reliance on science

Has me raised to Ph.D. despite my defiance

Damn, all those rhymes - where's my multiplier?

Fucked your mother dead - quick, mummify her

That's it Jens, it's been great,

Don't look too far into the hate!

[Dylan]

Well you don't want her to get pregnant now.

Why do have to be so mean Franco? :unsure:

(Least I can put it in to begin with)

emmm hmm I just went there Bitch :lol:

[JeffreyA]

FRANCO GOT BURNED!!!!!

[Jens]

I think it's obvious who won this

you may congratulate me now

[United58]

The voters will have their say

[JeffreyA]

I vote Jens

[rafa]

I vote Patrick

[Mysterion]

Paka :cool: