Challenges ‘Being FMMed’ Challenge

[Rob]

(Credit and thanks to @FuddledFox for the logo)

‘Being FMMed’ is a phrase you hear a lot across Vibe. The Oxford English Dictionary officially states it is:

‘The act of dominating the opposing team, typically reflected by lots of shots, whilst transpiring to lose the game without scoring a goal.’

It’s one of the most frustrating issues with the game and one I imagine results in plentiful of smashed tablets and angry outbursts. So let’s make it an issue we can all ‘compete’ on.

This challenge is a simple one:

• You must lose the game;
• You must score score no goals;
• It must be a league game;
• Your ‘score’ is your shots minus the opposition’s shots. For example if you take 20 shots and they take 10 then you will score 10;
• The leaderboard will be ordered by ‘score’, then ‘shots’. In the previous example your score is 10 and shots is 20. If someone else scores 10 but has 22 shots they will be ahead of you;
• The usual own formations, no cheating, etc, rules apply

Just to keep things looking simple I will only record your highest score on the leaderboard. 

Thank you and good luck!

Leaderboard

1. @Rob - 31 (35)
2. @Lagom - 23 (25)
3. @Titjes - 11 (13)

Edited December 3, 2022 by Rob

[Chris]

I already hate this challenge. Watch this space 😆 

[DoneHisCruciate]

The challenge everyone participates in whether they want to or not 😁

[Titjes]

Here you go 🙄😂

[Lagom]

6 minutes ago, Titjes said:

Here you go 🙄😂

Rookie numbers 😂

[Rob]

I take a bow 🙇‍♂️ 

[DutchTony]

1 hour ago, Rob said:

I take a bow 🙇‍♂️ 

That's nuts!

[hhooo]

I thought we decided last year that this would include Clear Cut Chances as additional points.

 

I haven't played with any good teams yet this year so I don't have a submission yet!

[Kun Aguero]

All 3 records are Man City so far, this is just so Pep 😂

[DanEnglish]

Not to be entered into the leaderboard, but just to show it’s possible - with Crystal Palace!

I think this should NOT count - as (a) I got smashed 3-0 by a better team and (b) I was using the editor for morale + heal bonuses before each game, and (c) I was testing sone tweaks to someone elses tactic…

… But it shows you can have more possession + more shots with a weaker team! Not just as Man City!

Edited December 4, 2022 by DanEnglish

[Resurgam]

🤬

[Resurgam]

5 hours ago, Resurgam said:

🤬

And then this 😂 always seems to be Cup Finals…

[BakaSotong]

Not the worst here, but still: pain

[Rob]

17 hours ago, Resurgam said:

And then this 😂 always seems to be Cup Finals…

 

4 hours ago, BakaSotong said:

Not the worst here, but still: pain

Cracking attempts, but I’m only counting league games for this one. ☺️

[Uncleseekx]

I won't qualify for this as it's not a league game but still sharing . I had the possession, clear cut chances and was still robbed. Wasn't planning on doing this but at 87th minute and the scores was 1-0, decided to sell the match. 

[BakaSotong]

On 07/12/2022 at 02:06, Rob said:

 

Cracking attempts, but I’m only counting league games for this one. ☺️

Ah damn, my bad .-.

[DoneHisCruciate]

This won’t count as it’s not in the league but this was painful in the World Cup 😂

[Resurgam]

Won’t count because I scored but this one was pure pain 😫

[DoneHisCruciate]

First one I’ve had in the league for a while. Normally I get screwed over in the cups 🙈

At least this one won’t effect the season so just happy to make a leaderboard 🤪

[zaangie]

This doesn't count but I should win this competition because I suffered 2 goals with 0 shots on target.

Edited December 21, 2022 by zaangie
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[Uncleseekx]

I wasn't really FMM'ed but the amount of clear cut chances has to be some kind of vibe record. 8 missed chances 

[Footyman]

Yip. Just going to leave this here.

[Rob]

16 hours ago, Footyman said:

Yip. Just going to leave this here.

Insane